I can't control it-a BFDI and inanimate insanity fan fiction

The real chapter 13: nearly there

We continued remembering funny story's from the past like that for a while

Steves POV:
I woke up to the familiar sound of my phone ringing.
Then I remember I'm on my private jet on my way back. I will be back in a few hours but once I land I will sleep for a few more hours.
I look over to my phone, already knowing what I will see.
A text from my brother:
"Where is she?! We know you have our daughter. Give her back to us! If you don't we will get the police involved"

As if I would give her back! I've said this countless times; she may be an idiot but she is the smartest person working for me. Actually, she is the only person working for me, all of my other employees are humanised versions of my mephones. But she's still tons smarter than those useless pieces of machinery.
Plus she is tons more creative than me and she often gives me more ideas on ways to make more money, however it's normally by accident and half of the time when its accidental it's through sarcasm.
She was actually the reason that I got the idea to make bfdi in the first place

This flashback has been brought to you by the queen of lemons, butter, stupidity and clumsiness(aka me)(reference to a conversation between me and my friend XD):
I'm walking along the corridor, remembering the stupid offer that 2 brothers who go by the YouTube name "jacknjellify" proposed.
"We are looking for ideas for characters for our object show. It will be about animated objects battling against each other to win an island of dreams. We will pay anyone a great amount of money for their characters along with 10% of YouTube ad money we get from every episode or short that your character is featured in"
What a stupid idea, who would actually want to watch a cartoon about objects trying to win an island? Plus any characters they do would be so boring and simple the only way anyone would ever watch it would be if they were real people

I walk into the office where my idiotic niece works. She wasn't looking at the screens of the security cameras like she is supposed to, she is looking at the screen of her phone.
"WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR JOB!" I shout, making her jump
"Oh, sorry. I was keeping an eye on the screens, but I was also watching a thing on my phone" she said nervously
"What are you watching" I ask, still angry that she wasn't paying attention to the screens
"Um...every year my school does this thing where all of the classes that have YouTube channels do a competition. Basically in each class they all do a bunch of challenges both physical and mental. The opening and ending ceremonies are live streamed on the schools YouTube account, and in the ending 1 the viewers vote on which of the winners they like the best. The challenges are different for each class and arranged by our teachers, and the footage from each challenge is shown on the YouTube channel of that specific class. The best bits from each winner is shown on their own class YouTube channel, and the absolute winners best bits are also shown on the schools YouTube. Each of the winners get a chocolate bar, the absolute winner gets 2 chocolate bars, and the class of that winner also get a chocolate bar. And not the cheep kind, the huge really expensive really nice ones. One year I nearly won out of my but I didn't quite make it. The school calls it the test game show, but me and my friends always used to call it the object show because almost everyone in the school has an object nick name, so almost everyone who competes each year is referred to as their object name and their object name only"
"Ok, and who is normally the most popular group"
"Normally the viewers vote for the person in the bfd or the person in the iio to win because the bfd were the first class to make a YouTube account, and all of the others just kinda copied as they got popular, so it was unique, and it holds a special place in the hearts of fans, and plus they can be very funny. However the iio are just as, and some may argue even more, funny than the bfd, and they are great at creating drama, weather it's real or fake, in their comedy skits, and they then carry those into their other videos as a joke. It's kinda like in the skits they play as themselves but it's scripted, but it's what they would do in those situations, and then for example if....I don't know..........marshmallow and Apple did a cooking video right after pretending to get into a huge argument in a different video, they would be arguing in the cooking video but in a way that the viewers know is fake, which the viewers find funny but interesting because of the continuity making them wonder what will happen with them in the next video. Other classes do this, including the bfd, but the iio do this a bit better than all the rest. It's close between them with who is more popular, but I do believe that the bfd have a few more subscribers."
Hmmm, interesting.
"What do the viewers like best about the "bfd" as you call them?"
"Um.......well I suppose it would be their personalities put together. They can come up with the funniest random things at times, and they use their personalities to make their interactions in their videos more interesting. Like for example eraser thinks that pink is a manly colour and flower thinks that it's a beautiful girly colour, so they constantly joke fight about that in their videos"
"And if their personalities were to be put in a scenario similar to these "object shows" but it was just them and they were not quite the same as they are now, but still had their personalities, do you think people would watch that?"
"Yeah, definitely! People love the object shows and the bfd are the most popular group in them, even if their fans weren't told about them being in something else, eventually they would find out and all of their fans would be watching non stop. But where are you going with this?"
"You'll see. Continue watching your little opening ceremony thing"
She then looked at me in horror, knowing that she has most likely put them in danger, but not knowing what I have in mind.
I walk out of the room, into my lab and start experimenting with the chemicals. I know that eventually I will find a way to turn humans into animated objects (A/N yeah, because that is really likely to happen, Steve. There are no flaws to your plan whatsoever and it's so likely it will happen I'm surprised scientists irl haven't found a way yet -_-(but to be fair his plan as we all know does eventually work, so......))