Chapter 12: goodbye

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Me: yup, do you like it? It's only for today and then tomorrow it will go back to its normal cover that is on my wallPaper: so you made a cover for this book that is only meant to be in this book for 1 day? That is a wasteOj:and wait, did you say ...

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Me: yup, do you like it? It's only for today and then tomorrow it will go back to its normal cover that is on my wall
Paper: so you made a cover for this book that is only meant to be in this book for 1 day? That is a waste
Oj:and wait, did you say the current cover for this book is on your wall
Me: yup, and so is the original cover(not the original original 1 was just a picture that I found online, the first cover I made). Speaking of the current cover, what no one knows is that there is a glow in the dark heart on it. Mainly because I was bored and I love glow in the dark things, but there is a glow in the dark heart on it
Trophy: so you've made a cover for this book that will only ever be used once, you drew a random glow in the dark heart and you've got an entire playlist on your phone dedicated to this book. The only thing that would make you even more sad and pathetic is if you've cosplayed as leafy before
Me:.....
Trophy: please don't say you have
Me:..................
Trophy:*notices I'm wearing all green* why are you cosplaying as her now
Me:it was world book day today and we were allowed to come in to school dressed up like book characters. Plus this isn't as bad as last time I cosplayed as her on world book day. I got actual leaves as part of my costume. And I posted chapter 3 that morning just so the description of human leafy was technically in a book so I could technically go as her. Unfortunately I don't have any pictures of that disaster, but I might do this tine(I'm writing this the night before, so I don't know yet, but if there is any pics they will be shown in AWR)
Baseball: hey, I have a question; V asked the iio to stay out of everything from now onwards, so does this mean this us the last we will see of us?
Me: hahahahahaha you act like you don't even know yourself.
Firey: different question, we all know you are bad with secrets when it comes to things you love, so how haven't you spoiled the entire book to us all yet
Me: yes, I am bad with secrets, but I'm better at keeping online than irl. And this book proves it; I haven't been the best in the comments section when it comes to spoilers, but in comparison to everyone I know irl who already know everything that is going to happen in this book(assuming they've been listening), and most of them don't even watch bfdi and ii, so they don't read this book.
Taco: with some of the ideas in this book all of your friends must think you are insane
Me: I'm sure this book makes me look insane to most people. But not because of that
Taco:what
Me: I plan out a lot of my chapters whilst walking my dog, and occasionally I've thought of a funny thing to put in this and ended up laughing. Loud. In the streets. All alone.
Back onto the topic of secrets though, I'm not saying much but 1 character is hiding something from everyone. Not saying who it is or what they are hiding, but they are hiding something BIG.
Fan: WHY MUST YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS NOW?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say a different fact so that I don't go insane
Me: um......originally when planning the story I nearly forgot about a certain character(cough cough evil leafy cough cough). Luckily though I though of an interesting way to make her be included, and we even get to see her interacting with someone, and not in a "I'm evil and want to annoy you and make you hate everyone" way
Fan: urgh not helping, I wanna see that now
Me: ok.....um I'm actually running out of things to say now. I would say this is a first as I normally have so much to talk about, but it isn't as I'm socially awkward so I run out of things to say to people 24/7 when I'm public XD
Firey: .......maybe say something about next chapter
Me: ok.......next chapter expect A LOT. And I mean a lot
Coiny: why, what's happening with me
Me:*evil smile on my face* oh, nothing
Coiny: I'm scared
Fan: DEFINITELY NOT MAKING ME FEEL ANY BETTER WHILST I WAIT!!!!!!!
Me: don't worry, you're only going to wait around a month, you'll all soon see why I next chapter so much 😈
Fan:*starts screaming from not knowing what's gonna happen*
Me: have a cookie to keep yourself occupied. *shoves a cookie in his mouth to stop the screaming* FREE COOKIES TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

But anyway guys that's all for now, thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed, and I will see you in the next chapter,
Everyone: bye 😜

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