English Class (Not a very catchy title, sorry ^_^')

Fat Johnny

Hey Guys so this is a play writing script I made. It's supposed to be kind of like slapstick humor. Enjoy!

Lights on MR. WILKES sitting at his desk

                        Placed center stage. Spotlight follows

                        JOHNNY as he walks in nervously

toward his bosses desk.

JOHNNY

Hello Mr. Wilkes

MR.WILKES

Why hello there young man what brings you to my office?

(Johnny starts to fidget)

JOHNNY

Well you see sir, I’ve, I’ve been a loyal worker to this company and-

(Mr. Wilkes cuts Johnny off)

MR.WILKES

I’m sorry, who are you again?

(Johnny looks confused)

JOHNNY

Um... It’s me Johnny, Johnny Heywood.

(Mr. Wilkes strokes his invisible beard)

MR. WILKES

Hmm… The name sounds familiar, but I’m still a bit hazy as to who you are.

                        (All signs of nervousness seem to

disappear from Johnny’s face. He

begins to look a little angry

and even more confused.)

JOHNNY

Seriously!?! I’ve been working at this company for almost five years now!

                        (Mr. Wilkes is a little shocked at first,

but then nods his head in approval)

MR. WILKES

You are indeed a loyal worker to this company. But I’m still not quite sure as to who you are.

                        (Johnny is stunned as to what he’s hearing)

JOHNNY

You’re kidding right? We used to live on the street!

MR.WILKES

Well isn’t that an interesting fun fact!

                        ( Johnny becomes furious)

JOHNNY

IM DATING YOUR DAUGHTER FOR GD”S SAKE!

                        ( Mr. Wilkes thinks for a moment and

 realization appears on his face.)

MR. WILKES

Oh I remember you now you fat Johnny!

            (Johnny is confused)

JOHNNY

Excuse me?

MR. WILKES

Yes, Yes I remember you’re that little fat boy who lived down the lane.

JOHNNY

I admit I was heavy as a child, but that’s extremely rude!

MR. WILKES

Oh I’m sorry, so what can I do for you.

(Johnny begins to get nervous again)

Johnny

Well I’ve been working at this company a long time and, and and-

MR. WILKES

Well come on now spit it out I don’t have all day!

JOHNNY

Ah right, as you know I’m a very good worker and I do my job well

                        (mr. wilkes becomes impaticent)

MR.WILKES

Do you want a promotion or not!

JOHNNY

YES, YES I DO

MR. WILKES

Good you’ve got the job, next try to get to your point faster

                        (Relief washes over Johnny)

JOHNNY

THANK YOU SIR YOU WON’T REGRET THIS.

MR.WILKES

I’m Sure I won’t.

(JOHNNY starts to walk off stage.)

MR. WILKES

Oh and happy birthday son

(Johnny stops walking)

JOHNNY

How did you know it was my birthday?

MR.WILKES

I run I a tight ship here do you think I have time to forget things.

(JOHNNY walks off stage and lights dim down on Mr. Wilkes working at his desk.)

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Yea so that's one of my scripts let me know what you guys think. Sorry I haven't written my story, I could give you guys an elabrate excuse, but it's not worth wasting your time. I will post soon though, so don't fret. STAY AWESOME! *Fun Fact: Billboard advertising is banned in Alaska.