English Class (Not a very catchy title, sorry ^_^')

Wynona Jones

Wynona/William Jones Bio

My name is Wynona Jones. Did you spell that right? It’s spelled with a Y as in why can’t I be a size six or shut your yap so I can tell my story. Now… lets see… well it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see I’m not as womanly as I wish I could be, so lets start from before I was Wynona and I was just little ol’ William Jones. I hated the name William by the way. When you think of William you think of a strong and fascinating man who could sweep a girl of their feet. Oh honey, was I anything, that. I was a chubby little boy, mind you while other little boys and girls had maybe one or two sweets I got six or seven, so it was inevitable that I was never going to be thin. Anyways, for the most part I was a good little boy, always listing to mommy and always doing what ever she said. From what I can recall my father was a stern man. Always telling me to stand up straight and scolding me for childish things that I had done, BUT I was a CHILD for Pete’s sake! Did that stop him? No. Unfortunately, he died in battle and although I resented him sometimes for never understanding me, I knew he yelled at me because he loved me. I didn't have any siblings, so after my father passed it was just mother and I.

 As a teenager I was quirky and shy, but most of all still fat. Other than that, I grew up pretty much like anyone my age: questioning life, finding what I love is, and just a tad rebellious. It was only two years after high school that I was drafted into the war. It was probably the proudest, and thinnest, I’ll ever be as a man. Before they shipped me out they had to train me and being the fat boy that I was, I was constantly falling on my face. So the nurse and I became close. She was a lovely no, fabulous woman, maybe a little older than me too. I can still remember her evergreen eyes and perfect smile. And it wasn't long before I fell in love with her. And I swear to you, that if something ever so peculiar hadn’t happen to me I would have married her.

But that's why you're here isn’t it? You want to no why I became Wynona, Well mum’s the word as they say. But what I can tell you is I saw things that no man or woman should see in his or her lifetime.  Things that can never be unseen. Things that made me question my beliefs and who I am. And I tell you this from the bottom of my heart in times of war, never forget what you’re fighting for.

Now is that it? Because I have a train to catch and your typing is giving me quite the head ache.

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HI!!! Okay so over the winter term I did playwriting (again) and my play was about a murder. It was kind of like Clue because no one new who the killer was. But, the crime takes place at a  trainstation. Now I wrote this play cause I went to one of the sketchiest trainstations while visiting a friend and all I could think about was someone's going to die. (Luckily no one did) All of the characters I wrote about are based off real people I saw there.  STAY AWESOME!! Fun Fact: Mickey Mouse was the first non-human to win an Oscar.