Reimu arrived at Undyne's house only to see Papyrus. "Hello Ms. Cosplayer!" Papyrus said. "Oh hi!" Reimu said, "Why are you here?" "Today is my cooking lesson with Undyne! Here! Have this!" Papyrus gave her a bone. "She loves these a lot!" "Umm, thanks... I'll just knock the door..." Reimu knocked on Undyne's door. "WHO IS IT???" "PAPYRUS IS READY FOR THE NEXT COOKING LESSON!!!" Undyne opened the door. "WELL HELLO PAPYRUS AND.... OMG OMG OMG I WANNA SEE EM AGAIN!!" Reimu sighed. "Well then, I'll be going so see ya-" "NOT SO FAST!!!" Undyne grabbed Reimu. "YOU.. WILL.. SHOW... ME... HOW TO DO THOSE THINGS!!!" "Look, I'm on a mission here, so if you would please leave me alone-" "I'LL RIP APART YOUR COSTUMES!!!" "*sighs* Fine. I'll do it." "YEAHH!!! LET'S DO THISSSS!!!"
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"Can we cook first?" asked Reimu, who was pouting. "I don't feel like showing danmaku patterns first!" "OK," said Undyne, "BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT AT THE END!!!! I'LL BE VERY MAD IF YOU DON'T DO IT!!!" "No worries," said Reimu, "I'll do it."
"LET'S GET RIGHT INTO COOKING BETTER SPAGHETTI!!!" said Undyne. "Hold on, you've been teaching Papyrus how to make spaghetti?" asked Reimu. "YEAH. YOU GOT A PROBLEM???" "It kinda seems repetitive to make spaghetti over and over again. Cooks like to make different kinds of food and not just one type." Reimu said. "THEN WHAT SHALL WE COOK NEXT???" "Simple." Reimu took out some recipe cards she stole from Sakuya (the maid can't remember all recipes so she writes them down on cards. Too bad she couldn't remember one recipe.) "Pick a recipe, and we'll do it."
Papyrus and Undyne looked at the recipes. "OH MY GOSH, THEY HAVE SOUP!!!!" "YOU LIKE SOUP?" "OBVIOUSLY!" "Okay, we will make soup!" Reimu picked the recipe cards that are classified as "soup". "Which soup?" "WHADDYA MEAN WHICH SOUP? I THOUGH WE WERE MAKING JUST SOUP!" "There are many types of soup," Reimu replied, "just one soup can't exist. People are always modifying the soup." Reimu picked a soup card. "How about chicken noodle soup? That's a simple one." "I JUST WANT TO MAKE SOME SOUP!" said a very impatient Undyne. "Alright then, let us make some chicken noodle soup!"
At the Scarlet Devil Mansion...
Remilia: Sakuya.....! I'm hungry!!!! What's for lunch?
Sakuya: Let's see... Oh no!!! MY RECIPE CARDS ARE GONE!!!
Remilia: Well then, find your cards or else we'll starve to deathhhh!
Sakuya: Where could it be where could it be OH WHERE COULD IT BE???!?!?!?!? (Sobbing)
Remilia: Well.... we're gonna starve.
Flandre: Sis! How bout' we go to that place nearby? It was just built!
Remilia: Oh that place! Oi Sakuya! You don't have to find your cards anymore! We're going to McFlans!
Sakuya: (still sobbing) I STILL CAN'T FIND MY CARDS!!!
CHOOSING RECIPES FILLS YOU WITH DETERMINATION. PLEASE WAIT FOR THE GIRLS TO TAKE IT EASY.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Touhoutale
FanficThe adventures of a shrine maiden in an underground place full of non-youkais. WRITTEN BY ME, EDITED BY Donuts4evry2 First published on July 20, 2016.
