What it's Like To Have A 3 year old Teenage sister (arGuments 2)

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by SushiEatingDragon

by SushiEatingDragon

[do you Like The capitalization i havE there?]
[someone Better get The Reference]

Note that every word that my sister says here is probably her whining

My Teenage (step) sister: I don't need to work!! IM IN TENTH GRADE

Stepmom or Dad: Don't you plan on driving?

Sister: Well, yeah duh!

Parent: How are you planning to pay for gas then?

Sister: I don't know! But I AM not working!

Stepmom: You have to work

Sister: But I don't wanna!

Stepmom: You have to work!

Sister: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *sinks down in chair*

Me: *is trying to do homework but can't concentrate*

//after some more fighting\\

Sister: *shouts* I DONT WANNA LIVE IN THIS HOUSEHOOLD!!!!!

me: *is screaming this in head* YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE YOU LITTLE BRAT YOU GET SO MANY PRIVILEGES AND AND WHINE AND GET WHAT YOU WANT AND THERES SO MANY PEOPLE LIVING OUT THERE THAT WISH SO BADLY THAT THEY HAD WHAT YOU HAD OR AT LEAST A THIRD OF WHAT YOU HAVE YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE-

Sister: *repeats so every one can truly hear* I DONT WANNA LIVE IN THIS STUPID HOUSEHOLD!

Me: *bitterly says* Oh so you'd rather live out on the streets? *is thinking some insults for sister*

Sister: Well obviously I wouldn't want to live out on the streets!

Me: *thinks* I know that dummy! I was trying to hint to you that you should be GRATEFUL

//A/N: things like this are the only times I cut in- when I feel that it might be safe to point out something. It's usually when my emotions have been high and I'm just bursting to do something//

Sister: I wanna go to COLLEGE!

Me: *thinks* ur freaking in tenth grade and we're just complaining like 2 minutes ago about how much homework you have you might want to wait a bit. That's my sisterly advice for the day yw

Sister: It would be so FUN! I wouldn't have to live with you guys-

Dad: College isn't supposed to be fun!

Sister: You just literally said that it is like a few days ago!

Dad: *is stick* Er well yeah but-

Sister: It would be so better

Me: Seems like your a little young...

Sister: I could do it!!!

Me: Well yeah but you might have a hard time holding yourself up...

Sister: *scoffs* I would have a dorm or something it's not like I would be alone *thinks: stupid young sister*

Me: *says very quietly* *is still mad about the ungrateful thing* yeah but since ur not going to work it's not like you'd have three meals a day...!

GAH IM SO DONE SOMETIMES YOU KNOW