Mallory: HELP
Mallory: I WAS LOOKING AT MEMES
Mallory: AND
Mallory: WHY DOESN'T THE WORD REFRIGERATOR HAVE A D IN IT WHEN FRIDGE DOES
Louis: oh my god
Louis: OH MY GOD
Louis: that's a v v good question
Mallory: HELP
Mallory: WHY
Louis: HOLD ON
Louis: I'LL LOOK IT UP
Mallory: OK I'LL BE WAITING
Louis: ok
Louis: I got it
Mallory: WELL WHAT IS IT
Louis: hold up dude
Mallory: TRY ME BITCH
Louis: fine
Louis: I won't tell you
Mallory: I'm sorry
Louis: ok lol
Louis: it's because fridge isn't the shortened version of refrigerator but a name play on the brand frigedaire
Mallory: what the fuck is fridigaire
Louis: it was a popular brand or some shit
Mallory: still
Mallory: wtf
Louis: a lot of things used to be named after popular brands because they were popular
Mallory: OH
Mallory: I GET IT NOW
Mallory: lol I'm slow
Louis: HAHAHAHA
Louis: true
Mallory: thinking and running
Louis: you're ok at running
Mallory: when have you ever seen me run
Louis: to get meals
Mallory: boy food is my shit
Mallory: how could I not run to food
Louis: true
Mallory: damn right it's true
Mallory: I'm no liar
Louis: that was definitely a lie
Mallory: duh
Louis: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Mallory: what
Louis: you could've been lying all this time
Mallory: no
Mallory: it was just this once
Mallory: I won't lie ever again
Louis: good
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this girl in my fourth period class said "I don't like gay people. what's the word for that?" so I told her its homophobic/homophobe and she was like "yeah I'm that but it's just with girls. like a guy can date a guy but a girl dating a girl is disgusting." SO LIKE IS THERE A PROPER WORD FOR THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW.
also my teacher was playing pillowtalk and this girl said "this song is so old. one direction broke up like three years ago anyway" and I was trying not to laugh and then her and the girl next to her started to discuss them "breaking up" or "taking a break"
xx Amelia
ALSO I GOT TWO STARBURSTS IN SCIENCE BECAUSE I WON BINGO MOTHERFUCKERS BE JEALOUS
YOU ARE READING
Sent From Louis // l.t.
FanfictionUnknown: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MCDONALDS HAROLD Mallory: this is not 'HAROLD' but I would like some McDonalds Mallory: I'll have a 20 piece with fries Unknown: no Mallory: rude hey did y'all know i wrote this when i was 11 and it's kind of the worst...
