Mallory: so about that date
Louis: what about it
Mallory: when is it
Louis: tomorrow?
Mallory: no I'm going to be at the hospital all day
Louis: oh yeah
Louis: how is your grandmother
Mallory: good but they don't know what it is with her
Louis: that sucks
Mallory: it does
Mallory: but back to the date
Louis: our date
Mallory: yeah
Mallory: our date
Louis: how about the next day
Mallory: sure I'm free that day
Louis: ok
Louis: I'll pick you up at six that night and we can go do something
Mallory: I s2g if this one of those cliche 'it's a surprise babe' I with karate chop your throat with a soy sauce doused lawnmower that is turned on
Louis: watdafukc
Louis: why soy sauce
Mallory: because I think it smells like shit
Louis: yeah
Louis: anyway....
Louis: it's not a surprise I'm just lazy and still need to figure out something
Mallory: well I'm also lazy and didn't bring any fancy clothes so don't do fancy dinner
Louis: ok ms lazy ass
Mallory: oh shut up
Mallory: you have a bigger ass
Louis:AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Louis: I know
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someone at school called me babe and I was like 'da fukc' and I was v uncomfortable also I'm addicted to Liam's note in long way down yeah you know the one. I'm also addicted to Louis' high note in love you goodbye because f u c k also I'm going to a birthday party but it's mostly for the pizza and stuff and I barely know the girl and I made my card cheesy and I feel nice and djdjsjnffnmdkd
xx Amelia
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FanfictionUnknown: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MCDONALDS HAROLD Mallory: this is not 'HAROLD' but I would like some McDonalds Mallory: I'll have a 20 piece with fries Unknown: no Mallory: rude hey did y'all know i wrote this when i was 11 and it's kind of the worst...
