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PattyCakes: ayyyyyy guys what's up

BeeboBaggins: the sky

PattyCakes: isn't that an old dad joke?

Milk!InTheBathtub: yep, cus he's my daddy

Milk!InTheBathtub: ;)

BeeboBaggins: rYAN STOP BEING KINKY AROUND OUR FRIENDS

PattyCakes: O.o

GayLiner: PATRICK SHEILD YOUR SOMEHOW STILL INNOCENT EYES

PattyCakes: oh come on, I'm not that innocent

GayLiner: fine then, I challenge you to a game of Cards Against Humanity

PattyCakes: ...

PattyCakes: fine

GayLiner: get over to my house right now I wanna see your expression while you play this

BeeboBaggins: GUYS CAN I PLAY?

GayLiner: sure. Anyone else want to?

FrankIero: I will!

Geesus: same here!

GayLiner: anyone else?

GayLiner: no?

GayLiner: okay.

GayLiner: all you guys come over to my house

FrankIero: on my way

PattyCakes: hey Pete I'm here

GayLiner: already?!

PattyCakes: just open the door already

PattyCakes: please

GayLiner: and this is why you are in desperate need of playing this game

GayLiner: XD Who would use "please" like that other than the innocent little cinnamon bun that is Patrick Stump

PattyCakes: hey!

PattyCakes: I'm not innocent!

PattyCakes: I'll prove it

PattyCakes: open the door

GayLiner: okay...

GayLiner: Patty, what are you doing...?

GayLiner: you don't actually hav eto

GayLiner: it was a joke!...

GayLiner: okay whtaever

GayLiner: I'm not stopping you

Geesus: Patrick... what are you doing...?

GayLiner: he can't answer you right now

GayLiner: he's a bit preoccupied

FrankIero: do I want to know?

Geesus: hey Pete I'm here now

GayLiner: SHIT

GayLiner: uh...

GayLiner: just hold on a sec

Geesus: Brendon's here too

GayLiner: kay I'm coming

Geesus: yeah it sure sounds like you are

GayLiner: ?

GayLiner: oh

GayLiner: -.- really?

Geesus: ^-^

Geesus: look, it's Frank!

Geesus: the whole gang is here!

BeeboBaggins: yeah, so let us in Pete

MilkeyWay: oh my god you're all such children

MilkeyWay: cum jokes Gee? Really?

Geesus: hey, I'm older than you, so don't go calling me the child

Geesus: and you make those jokes all the time anyway

MilkeyWay: cum on, no I don't

Geesus: rly?

MilkeyWay: I'll just leave now

GayLiner: hey everyone! Come on in

MilkeyWay: cum* on in

MilkeyWay: kay I'll go now

BeeboBaggins: Pat, why's your face all red?

PattyCakes: I had the hiccups

PattyCakes: so I was holding my breath and hanging upside down off his couch

FrankIero: of course you were Patty

FrankIero: I'm sure that exactly what you were doing

PattyCakes: it was, really! Come on, don't you believe me?

MilkeyWay: cum on*

MilkeyWay: for real, I'll leave this time

PattyCakes: NOT HELPING MIKEY

BeeboBaggins: so you admit you were doing something else

PattyCakes: WHAT?! when did I do that?!

BeeboBaggins: I mean, you wouldn't be complaining at Mikey for that unless you needed all the proof you could get you weren't doing something else

BeeboBaggins: probably

PattyCakes: -.-

PattyCakes: can we just play this game already please?

MilkeyWay: CUUUUUUUUUUM

A/N Yaaaaaaaay, second chapter. Tell me what you think, I'm always open to constructive criticism

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