Geesus: Frank...
Geesus: i need to tell you something...
BeeboBaggins: *grabs popcorn and sits back to watch*
FrankOreo: oh no
FrankOreo: what?
Geesus: I'm pregnant
FrankOreo: why did you feel the need to tell me this?
Geesus: BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A CHILD GODDAMN IT
FrankOreo: Gerard... you can't get pregnant
Geesus: then expilan how i am
FrankOreo: um... you're drunk? Idk
Geesus: I SWEAR TO YIU, IM ACTALULY PREGNAT
Geesus: LOoK, TGIS IS OUR CHLID
Geesus:
imsodun: where did you get that picture of me? XD
Geesus: YIU? This is mine and Fronk's child!
FrankOreo: I'll go over and see what he's on about everyone
Geesus: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalabITCH
Geesus: sorry, i was talking to my chiar
Geesus: it bumped into me
Geesus: how rude
FrankOreo: dear lord
Geesus: hey ya thats me the almihgty Geesus
BeeboBaggins: this is a beautiful conversation
Geesus: beuatifle... thats a good idae
FrankOreo: Gee, I'm here
FrankOreo: can you open the door please?
Geesus: no i need to be beautiful
BeeboBaggins: oh look, he spelled it right
FrankOreo: you already are beautiful, please open the door baby
Geesus: FRANKIE MY WATER BROKE
Geesus: HELP IM GIVING BIRTH
FrankOreo: I'm using the spare key, kay? I'm coming in
Geesus: no no that was last night
Geesus: thoigh im up for it again once im done givnig birth
BeeboBaggins: X'D
BeeboBaggins: wait... what made him think his water broke?
FrankOreo: he wet himself
Geesus: fRANK WHY WUOLD U TELL THEM THT
Geesus: *gasp* IT'S A BOY
FrankOreo: that's your own dick darling
Geesus: so... it's a girl?
FrankOreo: hows about we take a nap and we'll find out in the morning, okay?
Geesus: I can't take a nap, im in labour
Geesus: need to be beuatifle...
FrankOreo: you can't put on any more makeup
Geesus: y not?
FrankOreo: you're in labour, remember?
Geesus: oh yeah, I forgot
Geesus: OOOOOOH, THE PAIN
Geesus: frank, what if we arent ready for a child?
FrankOreo: I'm sure we'll be fine Gee
Geesus: oh yeah I foegot, youre already a daddy
Geesus: daddy
FrankOreo: could you maybe stop calling me that?
Geesus: but u said u liek it
FrankOreo: please not right now
Geesus: okay daddy
imsodun: I'm crying this is great
FrankOreo: I'll just take him phone until he's sober...
FrankOreo: he's already made enough of a fool of himself
Geesus: bYE GUYS, SEE YIU WHEN IM DONE GIVING BIRTH
FrankOreo: sure... see you guys later
BeeboBaggins: XD have fun Frank
imsodun: lots of fun ;)
A/N LOOK EVERYONE I UPDATED (finally). Also, can we just take a moment to ask what the fuck this chapter even is?
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