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Geesus: Frank...

Geesus: i need to tell you something...

BeeboBaggins: *grabs popcorn and sits back to watch*

FrankOreo: oh no

FrankOreo: what?

Geesus: I'm pregnant

FrankOreo: why did you feel the need to tell me this?

Geesus: BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A CHILD GODDAMN IT

FrankOreo: Gerard... you can't get pregnant

Geesus: then expilan  how i am

FrankOreo: um... you're drunk? Idk

Geesus: I SWEAR TO YIU, IM ACTALULY PREGNAT

Geesus: LOoK, TGIS IS OUR CHLID

Geesus:

imsodun: where did you get that picture of me? XD

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imsodun: where did you get that picture of me? XD

Geesus: YIU? This is mine and Fronk's child!

FrankOreo: I'll go over and see what he's on about everyone

Geesus: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalabITCH

Geesus: sorry, i was talking to my chiar

Geesus: it bumped into me

Geesus: how rude

FrankOreo: dear lord

Geesus: hey ya thats me the almihgty Geesus

BeeboBaggins: this is a beautiful conversation

Geesus: beuatifle... thats a good idae

FrankOreo: Gee, I'm here

FrankOreo: can you open the door please?

Geesus: no i need to be beautiful

BeeboBaggins: oh look, he spelled it right

FrankOreo: you already are beautiful, please open the door baby

Geesus: FRANKIE MY WATER BROKE

Geesus: HELP IM GIVING BIRTH

FrankOreo: I'm using the spare key, kay? I'm coming in

Geesus: no no that was last night

Geesus: thoigh im up for it again once im done givnig birth

BeeboBaggins: X'D

BeeboBaggins: wait... what made him think his water broke?

FrankOreo: he wet himself

Geesus: fRANK WHY WUOLD U TELL THEM THT

Geesus: *gasp* IT'S A BOY

FrankOreo: that's your own dick darling

Geesus: so... it's a girl?

FrankOreo: hows about we take a nap and we'll find out in the morning, okay?

Geesus: I can't take a nap, im in labour

Geesus: need to be beuatifle...

FrankOreo: you can't put on any more makeup

Geesus: y not?

FrankOreo: you're in labour, remember?

Geesus: oh yeah, I forgot

Geesus: OOOOOOH, THE PAIN

Geesus: frank, what if we arent ready for a child?

FrankOreo: I'm sure we'll be fine Gee

Geesus: oh yeah I foegot, youre already a daddy

Geesus: daddy

FrankOreo: could you maybe stop calling me that?

Geesus: but u said u liek it

FrankOreo: please not right now

Geesus: okay daddy

imsodun: I'm crying this is great

FrankOreo: I'll just take him phone until he's sober...

FrankOreo: he's already made enough of a fool of himself

Geesus: bYE GUYS, SEE YIU WHEN IM DONE GIVING BIRTH

FrankOreo: sure... see you guys later

BeeboBaggins: XD have fun Frank

imsodun: lots of fun ;)

A/N LOOK EVERYONE I UPDATED (finally). Also, can we just take a moment to ask what the fuck this chapter even is?

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