** THIS IS A JOKE MY MOM TOLD ME SO YOU ARE REALLY WELCOME **
Ludwig and Gilbert were walking down the street after a long day at work. It had been a long day. As they were walking, they saw a dog. It was your average doggo, maybe a mutt or something. And it was licking its balls. Ludwig had to stop himself from running up and petting him and calling him a good boy and... well. You get the idea.
But Gilbert just kind of stared at the dog. Wow, it was really flexible. He himself remembered when he was young and flexible. "I wish I could do that." He said out loud as they passed.
To his surprise, Ludwig turned around to look at him in horror.
"...what." Gilbert said finally.
"Don't you think you should pet him first?!"
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Hetalia oneshots 2
FanfictionMy second oneshot book for hetalia! Crack, angst, fluff, smut -- every ship imaginable! Requests are open (no -x Readers!). Thanks for reading, my dudes!
