A routine clinic visit flips Nicole's life upside down. Inseminated by a specimen meant for a patient in the next room but changes her mind, now-pregnant Nicole is in a situation made only more-insane when she learns that the sperm donor is her co-w...
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It's normal to gain weight during pregnancy. It's something that has to happen to your body.
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"Are you going to eat the placenta?" Renée asked me.
"I understand that's a thing now. We're looking at a pregnancy guide at the bookstore with a whole chapter of placenta recipes in the back. Omelets and pasta sauces and so on," Seth replied.
"No, I don't think so," I said.
"Dining on the placenta smacks of cannibalism, and I was hoping for a more dignified apocalypse," Renée said.
"Rabbit mothers eat their babies, and I found that out reading Watership Down," Dean said.
"The mamas chow on their newborns all the time. Pop them down just like little meat Skittles," Seth said.
" It must be quite a shock to suddenly find out you're pregnant and didn't even have sex," Dean said.
"And Brock's the father," Seth added.
"Life is a miracle. This baby is a miracle no matter who the father is," I said.
"So wise," Dean said.
"When I grow up, I want to be just like you," Renée said.
"Moving on, I'm the godfather," Seth said.
"You're asking or telling?" I asked.
"Telling, of course, I'm your best friend you would be lost without me," Seth replied.
"Conceited Asshole," Dean said.
"If Seth is the godfather, then I'm the godmother," Renee said.
"I guess I can cross that off my list then," I said.
