Chap.9: Subway and Blankets

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Lauren: Come on Dan, let's talk.

Dani: Oh? NOW yo flat head ass wanna talk?

Lauren: It wasn't on purpose. You tried to burn me with a iron.

Dani: Key word TRIED bitch. I didn't tho. You ACTUALLY stabbed me in my fucking arm. Now I gotta wear a cast. That ain't sexy!

Amy: I was rotfl until I saw blood come spurting out of your arm. Then... I threw the hell up.

Katherine: YOU threw the hell up? I threw up hell, heaven AND earth 🌎

Lisa: I can't believe you actually won a fight against Dani this time. Ladybug got dem hands for you 👊

Dani: Bitch ain't got hands. She got KNIFE. 🔪

Christina: What the fuck- Where were you guys fighting? The kitchen? I ALWAYS miss the fights!

Lauren: I said I was sorry a thousand times.

Dani: You can save ALL that air comin out yo mouth rn. I don't believe a damn word you say.

Lauren: You can't be that mad. You're the one who wanted to fuckin fight!

Amy: Yes girl, FIGHT. Not play Ninja Slice.

Lauren: Whatever. You're not about to make me feel bad for something YOU started. Besides, you tried to fuckin fry my face!

Lisa: Yo, this shit was funny at first but...

Dani: Girl shut up you stay livin and lovin the shade.

Lisa: Bitch I'm not talkin about SHADE. I'm talkin about fighting.

Christina: Yeah I mean look at you Dani. You fucked up.

Dani: And you need to shut the fuck up.

Amy: You kids are crazy. I'm goin to get food.

Dani: You gone bring me something back?

Amy: Hell no. Yo broke up ass eatin soup tonight.

Dani: I bet yo little ass gone make it for me too, bet that up.

Amy: Tuh. You could wish upon a star and cross yo damn fingers and you still wouldn't find me in that kitchen opening cans of chicken noodle soup for you little girl.

Dani: You gone find yo ass in the graveyard. Here lies a beat up bitch.

Christina: Oh God, shut up you two.

Dani: Come make me you littl-

Lauren: Dani, we still need to talk.

Dani: The hell we do. Leave me alone Bathsheba fore I throw a blanket over yo ass.

Lisa: I CANNOT BREATH. 😂😂😂😂

Katherine: Yeah I can't BREATH either. 😂😂😂

Lisa: Oh shit I can't BREATHE. I MEANT BREATHE!

Katherine: Nah you stupid.

Lauren: All y'all are laughing and I'm over here not giving a fuck.

Dani: Bitch bye.

Lisa: Mad cause you got roasted..

Lauren: Mad I am not.

Christina: Anyway, the real topic at hand is, Amy are you still goin to Subway? I'm craving a roast beef sandwich.

Amy: Well continue to crave cause I'm not bringing you back shit. Stay hungry my friends.
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Fav line: You gone find yo ass in a graveyard. Here lies a beat up bitch 😂😂😂😂😂

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