Christina: Kath, where the fuck do you always disappear to everyday?
Katherine: Mind yours.
Christina: I'm just worried about my little sister.
Katherine: Hardly little. My business? You're in it.
Dani: Damn, she all in you Kat.
Christina: I'm your big sister! Of course I'm worried about you! What if something happens to you one day?
Katherine: Don't even think about no shit like that, jinxing me.
Lisa: So this lesbian came up to me tryna game me right?
Lauren: BITCH WHERE??!!
Dani: Aw shit. Lauren little walnut head ass ready. ☕
Lauren: Bitch yes I am. I want all the tea. Fill my fuckin cup to the brim.
Lisa: Bitch, at the fuckin Target. I'm just tryna get this little leopard print skirt and bounce, but ma gone come up to me, talkin bout I'm pretty and shit, like I didn't know that already.
Amy: Aha, rude.
Lauren: What you say?
Lisa: So lil mama proceeds to give me her number and I put it in my phone, I'm all smiles.
Christina: Wait, wtf?
Dani: ANY WHO... Stfu bitch we tryna hear the tea. What happened next Lisa?
Lisa: Told her I'd call her.
Lauren: YES Lise got a chick!!! The turn up is more than real.
Christina: You tell me to shut the fuck up again and you gone be pickin ya damn face up off the ground okay?
Dani: I ain't worried.
Katherine: I'm so confused...
Lisa: How?
Katherine: Well, for fuckin starters, a GIRL?
Lisa: What? A bitch can't explore new horizons?
Amy: I mean yeah, but shit, we didn't think out of all of us that'd you'd be out here..."Exploring new horizons."
Dani: Yeah that's me and Ovio's thing.
Lauren: Haha trick.
Dani: Shut up chicken head.
Katherine: Wait a damn minute!
Christina: I'm confused too...
Amy: Well damn. Y'all the most confused bitches I know!
Lisa: A GIRL AT TARGET. GAVE ME HER NUMBER BITCHES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD.
Dani: I'm finna ask the question we ALL really wanna know... what she look like?
Lisa: She had a fat ass-
Christina: Wait a damn minute! A fat ass...? How fat?
Lauren: Biiiiiiiitch... Chris noooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dani: Come on Chris! Cross over to the dark side bitch 😉
Christina: It er, uhm, was just a question...
Lauren: Girl, that's how it all starts.
Dani: With a question.
Katherine: Aww look at Sugar and Spice, finishing each other's...
Lisa: Sentences..?
Katherine: No sandwiches!
Lisa: You're so fuckin lame for that.
Dani: Uhm, don't fuckin do that k? Y'all know I don't fuck with Sugar Diabetes.
Lauren: So fuckin pressed...
Dani: You know what? Ima just slide my ass on up outta here cause I'm too mature to keep arguing with zoo animals.
Lauren: Bitch how? In no way, tf? Zoo animal?! Bitch you look like a alpaca!
Christina: Guys! The real situation at hand is... Lisa being gay asf.
Lisa: Ain't nobody gay, okay?
Amy: Lol lies. You over there fartin rainbows.
Lisa: Man fuck y'all. I'm bouta call her, see if she wanna take me to get some food. Ya girl hungry. SO PEACE ✌
*Lisa has left the chat*
Amy: You guys... she didn't finish telling us what the girl looked like...
Christina: Her ass probably ugly.
Dani: She probably look like a foot.
Lauren: YOU look like a foot.
Dani: And bitch you bouta see a fist.
Katherine: I'm out before the KAT fight starts... you get it?
Christina: Damn Kath, you are lame. **********************************
Y'all know what to do. Fav line. Vote if you like. Tell me how you feel.
- The Mad MuziQ
YOU ARE READING
Cimorelli Messages PART 3
FanfictionAre y'all even ready for the shade that's about to be thrown? Go outside and get some sunshine or open your blinds cause the shade fest HAS RETURNED!
