Christina:What would you guys do... if I told you... that I was...
Dani: Damn. All them dots. You could make a fleet of Dalmatians.
Lisa: YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO WHATS GOOD?
Amy: Happy?
Lisa: YES I AM.
Dani: I'm tryna be happy like you, what's up?
Lisa: My date went perfectly.
Christina: WHAT ABOUT ME? I WAS TALKING FIRST. FUCK HER DATE.
Lauren: Christanimal, You lost me after the first dot. Lise, continue.
Lisa: She took me to Ihop
Katherine: Damn, not Ihop.
Lisa: Yes bitch Ihop! And it was flame. Mad cuz you ain't get no pancakes.
Amy: She does have a pancake...
Katherine: The corny ass jokes you tell.
Dani: ANY way...
Lisa: Right, so after we ate-
Lauren: Was that the only thing y'all ate or..?
Amy: Perv.
Lauren: I just say what everyone's thinking 💁
Amy: We wasn't thinkin about that.
Christina: I mean low key...
Dani: Be gone.
Lisa: I just had a phenomenal night! 😆😆😆😆
Lauren: That is so waaaaaack. You didn't even tell us the good part.
Lisa: What good part?
Dani: Fuckin or nah?
Christina: You two, getcha heads out the gutter.
Dani: Get your head IN the gutter bitch. You might be able to please ya man.
Amy: He ain't never home anyway so...
Katherine: Wait, he's not in town? I thought I heard...
Christina: Uhm, so anyway Lisa. Was that the-
Dani: OOOOOOO
Christina: Oooo what?
Dani: You cheatin on Nick.
Christina: WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER.
Amy: Except last night.
Christina: Shut the hell up. You need to get a date!
Amy: I want. You to make. Me shut up, Cheatstina.
Christina: YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT I CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND!
Katherine: Condom in the garbage.
Amy: Whip cream and strawberries on your dresser.
Lisa: YOU HAD THE WHIP CREAM AND STRAWBERRIES?! LITTLE STINGY ASS! I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT!
Lauren: Just sit back and enjoy the drama.
Dani: I'm not sharing my popcorn with you either Whoren.
Lauren: Aww that was cute. Do you feel like somebody now?
Christina: LISTEN! NOBODY BETTER TELL OR I'LL BEAT THE HEINZ KETCHUP OUTTA ALL OF YOU!
Lisa: Aint nobody worried about you.
Amy: Tuh, you ain't gone touch me.
Katherine: YOU REALLY FUCKIN CHEATED?!
Dani: Fuck you Chris, worried about you, I'm not. Hoeren, you wanna get knocked out?
Lauren: Oh please, featherweight bitch can't fuck wit me. Be gone Manielle.
Dani: Ima show yo ass a heavyweight. I'm on my way home so get ready, ding ding.
Amy: Fight Night Round Three?
Lauren: Not pressed at all. My shirt wrinkled and everything.
Dani: Awww. Come open the door bitch. Because I know which one of them eyeballs I'm swingin on first.
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Fav line: I'm not sharing my popcorn with you either Whoren. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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