dirty pickup lines

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Cole: do you like o draw? Because I'm gonna put the D in Raw

Dana: if your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, Could I visit between the holidays?

Dalton: you have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis

David: are you a washing machine because I wanna fill you with my dirty load

Will: I wish you were soap so I could you all over me

Gabe: Girl, let me open your tights, take you wonder by wonder, over, sideways, under, on a magic carpet ride

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