I can't control it-a BFDI and inanimate insanity fan fiction

Omg(not a chapter)

Tomorrow: going shopping with my mum and grandparents to get the rest of my school supply's(but I have got most of them) and any prices of school uniform that I need due to me growing out of them over the summer
Saturday: my sister is going back to university(but her birthday is on the 11th so I have to give her her card and presents then) and my aunties have invited me to sleep over their house(they do have wifi, but it would be rude to go on my phone all the time, so I'm gonna be doing a lot of stuff online at night)
Sunday: my last day of freedom before I go back to hell. I need to make the most of it
Monday: first day back at hell......did I just call it hell? I meant school. But honestly, what's the difference
Tuesday: second day back at school and my birthday(save me)
Wednesday to Friday: more school torture
Saturday and Sunday: a 2 day break before the torture starts again

Trophy: wait, your birthday is the second day back at school?! *starts laughing at my pain* wow that's unlucky for you
Me: I know -_-
Paintbrush: good luck with that. You'll need it
Me: I know -_-
Lightbulb: well it could be worse. Your birthday could of been on the first day back
Me: it has been before. Multiple times. But despite this horrible fact and also the fact that I'm gonna be busy, I will still try and write the next chapter, and when I'm done with that the chapter after that, in my free time, and try not to make you guys wait too long
Fan: so since you don't know when we're getting the next chapter, anything you don't mind sharing about it? Any sneak peeks?
Me: yeah. In this point of time it's called 'an old friend and a new friend' but I'm not 100% sure if I will keep that title or change it. Also, no sneak peeks
Fan: just a tiny sneak peek!
Me: no
Fan: please
Me: fine, but only 2 random sentences of what I've written, and you won't know who's PoV it is or what's happening
Fan: that's good enough for me
Me: ok, here are the 2 random sentences:

"What was that noise?"
"I don't know. I'll quickly see what it was."

Fan: that's it
Me:yup
Fan: why do you do this?
Me: you're the 1 who wanted a tiny sneak peek. Those were 2 of the only sentences that don't involve spoilers, out of the 1s I've written
Test tube: how exactly does that not involve spoilers
Me: trust me, it doesn't. There are plenty of lines I could of put in that involve spoilers, and you will see why when the chapter is posted. And this is all at the beginning of it, so yeah
Marshmallow: and is there anything else your gonna say about the next chapter?
Me: there will be a character who we haven't seen in person but has been mentioned in the next chapter(but he isn't a main character, he just adds info onto things(not saying what)) and in the A/N there will be yet another cameo
Mepad: oh who?
Me: there's no way I'm saying in here, but if you look in the comment section(at me replying to a comment that is almost certain to happen) then you may find out before then
Cherries: wait were mephone mepad and toilet always there?
Toilet: yeah, but Abbie forgot to mention it and never gave us speaking roles until now because she forgot to
Me: yeah, I can be pretty forgetful.........and I get distracted easily, which doesn't help
Taco: yeah, that's bad news for you, especially since your turning 15, and going into year 10. Seriously, you've only got year 10 and year 11 left before you go to collage, and then possibly university. These next 2 years will be super important for you, and you can't afford to get distracted easily or forget things easily
Me: yeah I know, I've heard this 1000000 times before
Taco: but these next few years will determine your entire future and life, and if you fail here, you'll fail EVERYTHING!!!!!!! You can't just mess around and be silly all of the time whilst acting stupid, you've gotta work hard
Me: shoot your right! You know what this means, right?! I'm gonna fail! I won't succeed because I fail at being serious, being smart and paying attention! My life is over!!! I will never be my happy, sill but stupid self again!
Taco:*is messing with me, but is mainly doing this so I actually start being serious in my chapters, and therefor not so annoying* your right. You better stop acting silly here, just to practice and be on the safe side
Lightbulb: or technically it means that you've gotta start being serious in school, but you still need to be yourself somewhere, so why not act mature only in school, and be extra silly and stupid outside of school and in here
Everyone except me and lightbulb:*realises what she's done* NO!!!
Me: that's a great idea. This settles it, I'm gonna be extra silly here
Taco: WHY?!!!!!
Me: and I won't have much time to obsess over ships outside of wattpad, so extra shipping here
Everyone in ii plus the freesmarters: why -_-
Leafy: wait, what is shipping?
Me: we have much to discuss. Why not share both bfdi and ii ships
Taco: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *walks out the door whilst continuing to say nope. After a few minutes she comes back* it isn't that I don't know my way to the exit, because I do, it's just that the doors were locked
Me: yeah, they automatically lock every night to make sure no one can break in, and they will only open in the morning, if I say so, or if the building senses that there is a threat inside the building, weather it be a fire, gas leak or unauthorised personal, who could and probably would kill everyone here. We're all stuck in here until morning. Now onto shipping
Yin: but we've already had a shipping A/N, we don't need another 1
Yang: if you do another 1 I'll kill everyone here, starting with you
Oj: plus, like you said, it's night, and although this by far isn't the latest you've stayed up, you didn't get much sleep last night, and I can tell by your face that your tired. Why not just quickly finish this off, post it and then get some sleep
Me: fine, but we're having the conversation about shipping in the morning. But the bad news is the readers won't be able to see it
Nickel:*sarcastic* yes, what a shame. I would hate to be them. I bet they would love you to do the exact same thing you did several chapters ago before forcing them to kiss whoever you ship them with. What a shame for them indeed. They must really envy us
Me: anyway, that's all for now, thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed this, and I will see you whenever I post the next chapter
Everyone: bye 😜