chimchim: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOOKIE
IM THE FIRST DONT DENY IT
krazykookykookie: i wont cause you spammed me in pm.
taetae: HAPPY BDAAAAAYYYYY AYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAA
hopie: *SCREAMS*
infiresman: how many times do i have to tell you
don't scream irl
joonie: happy birthday little man
births are a wonderful thing
pig: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SON. UGH YOU'RE GLOWING UP AND IM WORRIED MY SPOT AS THE PRINCESS WILL BE TAKEN
krazykookykookie: "glowing up"?
pig: ITS TRENDY RIGHT?
YOU KIDS ARE USING IT NOWADAYS
IT MEANS YOU'RE HOT
chimchim: hot damn.
hopie: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN
krazykookykookie: sounds weird in korean. . . .
taetae: looks weird too
joonie: of course it's going to be weird.
pig: wheres jungkook? WE NEED YOU IN THE LIVING ROOM.
krazykookykookie: its 12 am, why.
hopie: BDAY PARTAYYYY THATS WHY
krazykookykookie: can't we do that in the morning?
joonie: it is morning.
krazykookykookie: oh.
infiresman: better hurry before jin eats the cake.
pig: why'd you tell him.
i was going to film an eatjin
taetae: but I WANT CAKE!
pig: then get the birthday boy down here
taetae: OK HYUNG
krazykookykookie: stop banging on my door!
i'm trying to read armys birthday wishes!
infiresman: how sweet.
like the cake we're about to eat without you
chimchim: its full of suga.
just the way i like it.
krazykookykookie: hyungs, i think something's in my closest
hopie: OH MY GAHD WHO WHAT HOW.
krazykookykookie: i hear dings
THERE IT IS AGAIN
chimchim: ㅋㅋㅋ
hopie: um. . .
taetae: KOOK WHERE ARE YOU.
IM COMING FOR YOU FAM
joonie: i think he's dead.
well. he was a nice addition to bts.
pig: my cake now.
taetae: SOMEONE'S IN THERE WITH HIM
IT
SOUNDS
LIKE
chimchim: ITS ME BITCHES
pig: LANGUAGE.
and darn // i'll have to share the cake
krazykookykookie: I LOVE JIMIN-HYUNG!
chimchim: aw thanks kookie~
taetae: why are you texting yourself/
chimchim: OPERATION GET KOOKIE DOWNSTAIRS IN A SUCCESS.
hopie: we want him down here alive.
taetae: why are you naked.
chimchim: all part of my plan.
pig: you scared jungkook so much he fainted?!?!?!?!?!
joonie: works either way.
pig: aish you kids.
HE'S SCARRED NOW.
infiresman: . . . .-.
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SO ITS KOOKIE'S BDAY TODAY KST AND I UST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL AND HORRY SHIET I ALMOST DIED ON THE BUS RIDE HOME. ITS SO CROWDED WE HAVE TWO BUSES AND THERE ARE STILL NO SEATS. I HAD TO STAND. CRIES. OUR BUS DRIVER IS A BERY RECKLESS DRIVER. IF I WASNT HOLDING ON I WOULD'VE FLOWN LIKE PETER (irl buddies, you know what im talking about)
I QUESTION WHY KOOKIE FAINTED. IM TOO LAZY TO GO BACK AND CHANGE IT.
in other news i got a 29 on my quiz. SUCH SMART.
OPEN HOUSE IS TONIGHT AND I SHOULD REALLY GET GOING BEFORE THERES NO MORE PARKING SLOTS LEFT.
saranghae~ vote comment and SPREAD THE LURVE~
*ugh so cliche*
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BTS TEXTS » ｢ DISCONTINUED ｣
Random✿ this book has been discontinued due to the author's falling out of the bts fandom ✿ What happens when BTS members text each other? Or what do they text to their partners? How about when they're all in a group chat? Hmm. . . Cover creds: @pwa-sama...
