Ask And Dare BFDI!!

It Just Keeps Coming! :7

Me: HOLY COW WE HAVE SO MANY ASKS AND DARES!!!!!

Woody: *freaking out in the background*

Needle: Let's start with good ol' dares from ChocoTrashy ! First:

I dare Match to Scream HALLELUJAH FOR 3 chapters straight without saying another kind of word

Match: Like, why?

Me: ITZLIDDAT *zaps Match with lightning*

Match: HALLELUJAH!!

Pencil and Bubble: She's broken (broiken) ! D:

Blocky: *writing on sign* nExT !¡

I DARE EVERY MALE TO WATCH HETALIA (it will explain gayness and history)

All boys: ...we don't like the sound of gayness ._.

Me: OMGFINALLYANOTHERAWESOMEFAVOURITEFANDOMOFMINE *plays Axis Powers all the way to World Twinkle*

~Some moments later~

All boys: *either laughing or gagging*

Me: :3 Movin' on!

Rocky , Spongy n' Woody shall form an alliance for 20 chapters

All 3: Us?

Leafy: Yep!

All 3: K

Leafy: Yay! Next and last dare from ChocoTrashy!

Pen shall be Sanders and Pin to be Clinton

Both: ...what

(Quick A/N: ALL OF YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING HAMILTON AND AMERICAN POLITICAL STUFF I BEG YOUUUUUUU *cries and falls on knees* Ok from now on I will not accept DARES for these things, sorry ;-; Asks like what do you thing about... Is accepted but NOT DARES)

Me: *zaps both with lightning*

Both: VOTE FOR ME IN THE ELECTIONS

Coiny: WHAT. HILARY CLINTON. BERNIE SANDERS *jumps off a cliff**gets revived by HPRC*

Tennis Ball: At least Donald Trump is worse... I think?

Me: *zaps them back* K they're back to normal. Onto the requests by yours truly, Toadspanish !

I dare Teardrop to have the ability to talk for 13 chapters!

Pen: You do know that is impossible right...?

Me: Really? Lemme try *zaps Teardrop with lightning*

Teardrop: .......................

~100000000000 tries later~

Me: IT IS REALLY IMPOSSIBLE *ragequit*

Firey: Alexander Hamilton orders the next dare to be shown!

Match kisses Eraser!!!

Me: *fangirling**zaps Match with lightning temporarily* Eraser's outside btw *pushes her outside*

Eraser: *sitting on a rock reading a book with SnowCat*

Match: Hey Eraser!

Eraser: Hm?

Match: *kisses Eraser*

Eraser: ...! *blushing*

SnowCat: Nya....... 😒 (Why must I see this...?)

*insert phones and cameras and flashes and pictures and fangirling and stuff*

Me: *zaps Match back to HALLELUJAH mode*

Match: HALLELUJAH *a bit annoyed*

Me: *troll face* HAHA THE NEXT ONE IS HILARIOUS

I dare Leafy & Pin to survive stealing Shy Guy's toast! Who can survive the longest though?

Leafy and Pin: OMG WHYYY

Me: *puts them in a maze with Shy Guy and a piece of its toast each* GOOOOOOOO!! *starts stopwatch*

Leafy and Pin: *running like hell with an angry Shy Guy chases them*

~A while later~

Leafy and Pin: *out of the maze**panting heavily*

Me: Let's just say Leafy accidentally fell into one of Shy Guy's deeply dug holes and died. So Pin wins!

Pin: ^·^

Leafy: Good job Pin! *hugs her* Also...

Is Teardrop good at gymnastics?

Teardrop: *thinks**writing on notebook* I will try *does a perfect routine*

Me: I hope that answers your question Toadspanish ! Second ask is...

Who does everyone think will be eliminated in BFDIA 6?

Everyone: Puffball

Me: ._. wow that was quick. Now, YsaDidulo has two dares concerning Inanimate Insanity characters, so I've prepared a couple of magic circles in advance! *reveals them* First off, OJ will be joining us for 8 chapters because...

I dare leafy to become OJ's sibling for 8 chapters

Gundham: *summons OJ into the room using one of the circles*

Me: *zaps Leafy and OJ with lightning*

Leafy: Onii-san!! *hugging OJ*

OJ: S-Sister?

Me: :33 ok next up

I also dare her (as in Leafy) to secretly put an Undertale Frisk cosplay on Paintbrush while it's sleeping then take a picture of it and send it to Nickel

Gundham: *summons PB into the room using the other circle*

Me: *stuffs a sleeping drug into PB's mouth*

Paintbrush: *out cold+sleeping*

Leafy: *cosplays**takes pictures and posts them to Nickel*

~Meanwhile at II2~

Nickel: *receives message on phone* Hm? *sees le random pics* ..........what..........

~Back to us~

Me: *laughing* That was a PRICELESS reaction!

Coiny: ?

Me: Oh wait nevermind

Sonia: Another one of these puns... *sighs*

Me: I need a soda

Kazuichi: Heyyyyyyy

Me: Hmm maybe watch Gangnam Style by PSY too!

Gundham: ............... (A/N: If you don't get it too bad. Sorry if the joke is lame)

Me: Lol. Oh yah, before I forget, Blocky can officially talk now! *zaps Blocky with lightning*

Blocky: Finally. Ask or dare us you b***hes out there

Ask/Dare List

Mysterious Eraser: 12/40

Humanised Objects: 12/40

Mute Blocky: 10/10

Firey Hamilton And Coiny Burr: 7/20

SnowCat And Caretaker Eraser: 4/5

KazuSonDam: 4/5

Coiny's Dress: 2/25

Angelica And Peggy: 2/15

HALLELUJAH: 1/3

RSW Alliance: 1/20

LeafJuice Siblings: 1/8