I can't control it-a BFDI and inanimate insanity fan fiction

Chapter 9-an old friend, and a new friend

Flashback of flashback-iness over

And that's the story of how we met V. Almost every day after that she would bring us more food and talk to us more, with only a few times someone else giving us food, which is what has happened the last few days.
Speaking of V, I think I can hear a familiar clanking on the metallic floor. But this time it wasn't at its normal speed, but almost at a running pace. Soon a familiar a familiar face came barging through those doors carrying 2 familiar trays with food and drinks in it, but something was different. Rather than her normal sad smile that is forever plastered on her face, it's an excited 1. What could possibility get her this excited?
"Guys I have great news!" She whisper-shouted. She would of probably yelled it, but she remembered that there are plenty of people here who could hear and cause trouble.
"What is it?" I quietly asked.
"You know I said the other day that 1 girl who everyone called Leafy, who remembers everything?"
"......yeah?"
"And have you heard of the YouTube channel 'the inanimately insane ones'?"
"Who hasn't?"
"Basically Leafy has video chatted with them, and are planning to get everyone else to remember and then escape, and I'm helping them. However, since their gonna escape into the real world, they will have to come back in here, as this is the only place with a portal between these 2 worlds, and is the only place with the cure to turn them human again. I had the idea; if I'm helping them escape, why not help you guys too at the same time?"
"Wait your gonna help us escape?!" I nearly shouted before remembering that if someone heard we would all be dead, literally
"Yeah, but the only way I'll be able to pull this off is if I help you all at the same time, so you're gonna have to wait for them to get here, because if I let you 2 escape first, not only would everyone be suspicious making it impossible for me to help the others, but also, the boss would make the security here better, making it even harder."
"YESSS! I can't believe we're finally gonna get out of here!"
Then I noticed her face show a slight sign of sadness
"What's wrong?"
"Don't worry. Just make sure that when you get out of here you both live fun, long, happy lives, for me, ok."
"Your making it sound like your not coming with us." I joke with a laugh
Silence soon filled the room as I realised that I was right
"Please tell me your coming with us!"
"........remember the first time I met you, and you guys asked why I stayed, and I said that if I had a choice I would stay because someone had to make sure the boss didn't do anything crazy? The day that I get to choose has finally come, and the fact that I now get to choose is the only thing that has changed. Someone has to stay and keep things under control, and like I said back then, everyone else here are so dum and crazy that they follow every order blindly. When everyone escapes he will be angry, and there is no way to calm him down, but I can still try. And this is why I must stay,"
So soon I will loose an old, close friend.
"Oh, and can you please do me a favour?" She continued." Can you please find some people and explain everything to them. Tell them that I'm ok and that I'm sorry."
"Yeah but who?"
She told us the names of her friends and family, and then revealed her real name as well as the name that most people call her. But I won't bother mentioning that name, because she always has been and always will be V to me.

~~~~~~~~~~A/N~~~~~~~~~~~

*all of the ii and bfdi characters are in a corner whispering, and hoping I don't hear what they are saying. I'm on the other side of the building looking for them because I'm incredibly lonely, just like I always am because I'm forever alone 24/7*
Leafy: so has anyone got a plan to get rid of her?
Firey:unfortunately not yet
Trophy:someone better soon. I was getting tired of her stupidity before, and then lightbulb had to open her mouth and say that she could act sensible irl and extra silly and stupid here -_-
Lightbulb: how was I suppose to know she would actually take my advice? No one ever takes my advice!
Taco: it doesn't matter. what's happened, what's done is done and there's no changing it. The important thing is making it all stop in the present. Seriously, if she forces me and pickle to kiss 1 more time, in or outside of a chapter, I WILL kill them both.
Pickle: hey, don't kill me too, I'm also the victim
Taco: fine, but I will kill her for certain
Me:*has finally found them and has joined the group without anyone noticing. Is also whispering* hey what are we all doing over here? Why is everyone whispering?
OJ: *isnt whispering*ahh! Abbie! When did you get here?!
Me: a few seconds ago. But you haven't answered my questions yet.
Paper: we were........uh......erm........
Taco: WE WERE PLAYING CHINESE WHISPERS!
Me: cool. But just so you know, you're playing it wrong. Your not suppose to tell everyone all at once, your suppose to say it to 1 person who says it to the next person and so on.
Leafy: ok, we'll keep that in mind in the next round.
Me: hey, I love Chinese whispers. Can I play too?
Everyone:*doesnt want me near them*um...........
Taco:*sends a text message to Nibbles saying "need help, bring white van, kidnap Abbie, but don't harm her. We will pay you 1000000000 cookies that come from Mephone 4's personal cookie collection"
Nibbles:*text back saying "will be there in 5 minutes"*
Taco: I think it's a great idea if she plays with us
Me: YAY :D!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: WHAT?!
Taco:*gives everyone a look to show that she has a plan*
Everyone else:*realises this* ok, yeah sure
*after a few rounds of Chinese whispers*
Taco:*sees nibbles has arrived in his white van. She is the second to last player in this round with me being the last player. She changes the original phrase. Whispers to me* I heard that there is free love potion in that white van over there for anyone who goes inside, and it's unlimited, so you can use it as many times as you want
Me: ok, so what I heard was "I heard that there is free love potion in that white van over there for anyone who goes inside, and it's unlimited, so you can use it as many times as you want". WAIT WHAT?! IS THIS TRUE?! *notices the van* IM COMING LOVE POTION!!!!!! PACO WILL SOON BECOME CANNON AS WELL AS ALL OF RHE OTHER SHIPS THAT MATTER FAR LESS TO ME!!!!!!!*goes inside*
Nibbles:*locks the doors*
Me:I don't see any love potion in here. Also it's kinda dark. Wait, why isn't the door opening?
Nibbles:*goes over to taco*
Taco:*has already gotten the cookies* here is your pay*gives him the cookies*
Fan: where did you even get that many cookies?
Taco: Mephones personal 'secret' supply
Mephone: WHAT?!
Taco: you voted that she goes too
Mephone:.........
Nibbles:*takes the cookies and drives away*
Marshmallow: so what do we do now that we don't have anyone to host this A/N?
Soap:PLEASE DONT GET OJ TO HOST!
OJ: HEY!
Fan: I know I can't be the only 1 who loves that reference
Test tube: I know what we can do. The other day I was going through Abbie's personal library that she doesn't mind people going into, and I found a book called 'what to do if I'm unable to host the A/N" and it's written by Abbie. I've got it here with me, but I haven't had a chance to read any of it yet
Suitcase: wow, that's convenient
Paintbrush: so what does it say?
Test tube: ok, on the first page it says :
"Ok, so I'm not there to host the A/N and your all left alone not knowing what to do. But luckily, I have sorted out plans for you. First off you need to decide on a temporary host. I have a few suggestions. The first is Leafy and/or Firey, mainly because they are the main characters on this book. Another suggestion is Taco, because she is smart, responsible, and seems like the sort of person who could keep everyone's madness under control. Plus, who could hate on Taco? Another suggestion is Toadspanish (Marcus) , because he is a nice guy, and he has put me in 2 of his books (cough cough connecting minds and ask and dare bfdi and ii cough cough), so it's about time he gets to be in 1 of mine. But I am fine with whoever you choose, there are only 2 people who I forbid to be in charge are Nibbles the hamster and NALB"
That's strange, the N and the B in the name 'NALB' are backwards. I wonder why that is
Knife: who even is this NALB person?
Taco: *takes the book out of test tubes hands* there's a note on the side that says "if you don't know who NALB is, don't worry about her for now, all you need to know is in the future I'm planning on making a book called 'the adventures of the authors notes' which is self-explained, and everyone  will find out who she is in that"
Fan: that looks like the best explanation we're gonna have of this NALB person for a while, so I doubt anyone will need to ask about that
GB: yeah, let's get off that topic as we are not getting any answers for that any time soon, and let's get back into the subject of who's going to be in charge. I am 99.97312% sure that if we vote, taco won't be in charge
Taco:you never know
Baseball: fine, whoever votes taco to be in charge, hold up your arm, leg, or if you're limbless, stick your tongue in the air
*taco does all 3. No one else does anything*
Mic: and whoever votes Firey and Leafy-
Firey: actually, I'm tired after doing this chapter, and I'm not in the mood to do it
Mic: that's fine, Whoever wants to vote for Leafy-
Leafy:I don't actually want to host on my own. And before anyone says anything, I'm not hosting with taco
OJ: well, it seems like now we have no choice
Taco:thank you
OJ:we're gonna call up Marcus and ask him to host
Taco:what?!
OJ: got a problem with that
Taco: yeah, I have the right to host
OJ: well everyone voted against you hosting so we're gonna ask Marcus
Tennis ball: wait does anyone actually have his phone number?
Everyone:*realises they dont*
Balloon: I'll just call him up on the landline here *picks up the phone in the corner of the room and calls his number. Then puts it on loudspeaker so that everyone can hear what he's saying and say something to him if they want*
Marcus: hi Abbie. What's up?
Balloon: this isn't Abbie, its balloon.
Marcus: no it's not, balloon is over here staring at suitcase longingly as if their lives depended on it. Who is it really?
Balloon and suitcase:*are blushing madly at what he just said*
Everyone else:*are laughing about this*
Balloon: I'm the balloon from the dimension that I can't control it is in, not the same 1 as your connecting minds fanfic
Marcus: oh ok, that explains why your using Abbie's landline to call me. Speaking of, where is she?
Balloon:..........uh..........she erm...........-
Taco: SHES ILL SO SHE CANT HOST THE A/N
Marcus: what was that? The connections bad, what did you say
Balloon: taco said that Abbie is ill, so she can't host the A/N
Marcus:*realises straight away that they are probably lying* oh really
Balloon: yup, that's the story, and we are all sticking to it
Marcus:*is even more convinced that they are lying but realised he won't get the truth out of them* so what exactly do you want me to do?
Balloon: well, we had a vote, and we would like you to host the A/N
Marcus: yeah, sure. I don't mind. Just as long as I don't get ill too
Balloon:*says it nervously* what do you mean by that
Marcus:*is just going along with it* well obviously since Abbie was ill, there are probably germs everywhere there, and I don't want to get ill too
Balloon: she didn't actually come in when she was ill so there shouldn't be any germs. Just please host, it's either you or taco hosting, and no one wants her to host
Marcus: fine, I'll be there in 5
*le time skip to when he comes*
Marcus: this place is huge. I nearly got lost 27 different times. How on earth do you guys find your way around in here?!
Fan: the simple answer is we don't. We only know where some things are in here, like our rooms, the living room, the kitchen, the bathrooms and places like that. Not to mention the hundreds of rooms that we know where are, but have never actually gone inside, like the rooms belonging to characters from Abbie's future books, and Abbie's room.
Marcus: wait there are rooms for all of  Abbie's future books
Fan: yeah, of corse there are. Well, there's only rooms for books she's planned, but every time she comes up with a new idea for a book, weather she plans on sharing it with wattpad or doesn't want people to know about it so she keeps it a secret, there will always be a room here for the characters in it
Marcus: that explains all of the doors in the corridor over there, but why do most of the doors have an out of order sign on them?
Leafy: those are books that Abbie had once made, but were either uncompleted, lost to time, or a fan fiction that was made impossible due to events happening in the show that it's based on that hadn't happened previously. It's sad to think about how many there are, but at least not every book she has made has ended up like that
Marcus: ok, lets get into a less sad topic. I'm suppose to be the host or whatever, so what exactly do you want me to do?
Test tube: you've read this book and all the A/N's in it, surely you should know
Marcus: to be fair, I've never actually been here before, this isn't my book and Abbie isn't here to make sure I don't accidentally say something I shouldn't about this book, like do a theory and it is either way off so I get the other readers hopes up for nothing, or it's 100% correct and I ruined the experience for the rest of the readers, and normally in the A/N you guys talk about things that have happened in the chapter, but I haven't read the chapter yet, so I can't do that.
Suitcase: all you have to do is keep an eye on all of us to make sure that nothing crazy happens. Surely you knew
Marcus: nope, not at all, Abbie does a terrible job at showing that nothing crazy is suppose to happen in the A/N so I had no clue. No offence to her
Taco: she does a bad job at stopping things from going crazy, but a good job at keeping all of us crazy. Seriously, how can 1 person be so annoying
*everyone except Marcus laughs about taco making fun of me*
Marcus: maybe you shouldn't be making fun of her. After all, she was the 1 who made this book, and she could easily delete it, therefor killing you all, and I'm pretty sure she wouldn't appreciate everyone mocking her
OJ: no, she actually normally joins in and laughs at herself with us. She loves people calling her stupid, annoying, random, crazy and weird. Apparently that's all she wants to be in life, so she's fine with it, because to her, it's all just compliments
Marcus: apparently you do learn something new every day
Taco: *continues reading the book I write to explain what to do if I'm not there* cool it says that if she isn't back by the end of the chapter we get to reply to the comments for her
Marcus: does that mean that you will be replying to theory time? But what if what you say is actually wrong but you thought it would be right?
Taco: in the draw on the other side of the room there is another book, which has Abbie's current plans for ICCI, and anyone who lives here is apparently allowed to read it
Fan: wait is there actually?!
Taco: of corse there is. I read it all the time. I'm surprised you didn't know
Fan: no one told me. But now that I know of this, I must read it *goes over the the draw, finds the book and reads it* cool, I had a feeling that this character was actually that person, but I didn't think we would find out this early. I didn't expect that character to be that person though, and I question why we have to find out so late in the book. Wow, that's gonna be a good cliffhanger near the end. Hey, in the next chapter there's gonna be a song! Wait, isn't that the song that Abbie wouldn't stop playing after she first heard it. It's a good song, but she overplays it sometimes, so I'm not sure how I feel about it. Oh cool, there's gonna be another song near the end. Some of the things in here are unexpected, I can see why Abbie loves planning some of these chapters
Lightbulb: wait, it actually reveals everything that she's planned for this book in that 1?!
Fan: yeah. Some of the chapters are written like it is in the final book, but haven't got ways of connecting things happening in them yet, some of them are just mind maps of the basic things that will happen, and some of the future chapters are just blank pages as they haven't been planned at all so far, but everything she has currently planned is in here
Lightbulb: OMG A I have to read it *her and everyone else except taco and Marcus gather around the book and read it*
Cherries: *when they've finished reading* wait Marcus, aren't you gonna read it?
Marcus: it's tempting, but I can't because if I know what's gonna happen, there would be no point in doing theory time, and I don't wanna stop doing theory time. Plus, the rules are that only people who live in the A/N can read it, and since I don't live here, I can't. I don't want to break the rules, because if I do, I might get kicked out of this place, and it is pretty cool here, so I obviously don't want to be kicked out.
Paintbrush: suit yourself.
Marcus: wait I have a question. You know Abbie is 'ill', and that you guys have to reply to comments for her until she comes back, does that mean you have to be in charge of her other books.
Taco: of corse not. How it works is if Abbie is not in 1 book, it only affects books linked to it, but not any books that aren't. Obviously we wouldn't be able to update a weirdos randomness on stuff happening in her life, not ours. Plus we don't know any of the quotes for her quotes book, only the ones that she already updated about. Plus, she does so much drawing, we wouldn't know which drawings in her note book we would be allowed to share with the Internet. She does do lots of drawing things that she wants to share, but she also draws a lot of concept art for books that she hasn't even started writing, and some of that concept art involves characters that are surprises for those books. And not to mention she has drawn some ideas for books that she's changed her mind about. It's best if she updates those that she wants to update rather than us just in case
Marcus: ok then. Also, does it mean that you will be writing the next few chapters for her
Leafy: of corse not, the only object here who would ever write fan fiction is fan. And do you honestly think he would risk writing it and get something wrong or reveal something by accident and have to suffer the consequences of angry Abbie. Trust me when I say she doesn't get angry easily, but when she is angry it's best to avoid her and hope that you don't anger her even more. Plus, even if we wanted to risk it, we wouldn't be able to, because she has her phone, and her iPad and laptop are hidden away in a place that only she knows where and can get to
Marcus: ok, I'm glad we've cleared that up. So what do you wanna do now
Everyone: I don't know
Marcus: wait, actually how long have I been here?
Test tube: a few hours
Marcus: oh shoot I I need to get back to my place, I need to continue writing ask and dare bfdi and I, and connecting minds
OJ: ok then. The Chapter has been going on for a while now, we might as well finish here
Marcus: will you guys be ok ending this without me?
Everyone: yeah
Marcus: ok then, thanks guys. Bye everyone!
Everyone: bye
Marcus:*uses a teleportation devise to get back to his house*
Mic: *randomly leans back on the side and accidentally presses the button on the memory eraser, which somehow hits Marcus, so he doesn't remember being in this A/N* oops, I hope that didn't affect anyone too bad
Taco: WAIT! I need to say something before we go! I can't believe I nearly forgot!
Pickle: what is it?!
Taco: it also says at the end of the book that after Abbie publishes this chapter she's gonna go back to previous chapters, to correct any spelling and grammar mistakes, so if the readers  see any updates of previous chapters, just ignore it because nothing much has actually changed
Paper: ok then. Should we maybe do the outro now?
Test tube: yeah, the chapter is getting pretty long
Taco: anyway, that's all for now-
GB: wait why are you doing the outro?
Taco: someone has to
OJ: surely Firey and leafy should do it then, since it's their book
Taco: fine
Firey and leafy: anyway guys, that's all for now, thanks for reading, we hope you enjoyed it, and we will see you in the next chapter
Everyone: bye 😜