SEVEN
Absent ba yung taong 'to nung idiscuss sa school yung salitang 'kahihiyan'? Should I get him a dictionary for Christmas? Kawawa naman eh, malaki na siya, kailangan na niya matutunan yung kahulugan nito.
I shoved his face away from mine, ang hilig niya talagang ilapit-lapit ng ganyan yung pagmumukha niya sa mukha ko eh no. Ugh, asar.
"Excuse me lang ha, you're not my first boyfriend," pagpapaalala ko sa kanya, "At may first kiss na ako, assuming ka naman masyado eh."
Syempre, gawa-gawa ko lang yung latter part. I've had a few childish relationships before pero hindi ako nagpapahalik no. Kissing was too much a sign of commitment for me, at medyo disturbing lang ang idea ng pakikipag-exchange ng saliva with those boys. Uhm, ew.
"Hmmm?" He suddenly placed two of his fingers on my neck where he found my pulse, at saka niya pinagmasdan yung mga mata ko ng mga six seconds. Errr, okay.
"Don't you lie like that again, Prez. You'll end up in hell." He half smiled, clearly pleased dahil sa paandar niyang lie detection skills. Akala niya n'yan member na siya ng CIA eh, nood kasi ng nood ng Detective Conan, psh.
Binitawan niya na ako and he then, again, extended his pinky finger at ipinarada nanaman niya ito sa mukha ko.
Ano ba naman yan. Pffft. Tinignan ko siya skeptically, seryoso, what's with this guy and his freaking pinky?
"What? I'm waiting," He held my gaze with his impatient eyes, "Are we sealing the deal with our fingers, or should we just use our lips instead?"
Pagkasabi niya nun eh binasa niya yung mga labi niya, he ran his tongue over his lips at saka niya niluwagan yung pulang school uniform tie niya.
Oh, my god! What sorcery is this?! Pinagpawisan ako bigla pero malakas naman yung AC nitong taxi! Walang silbing mga sweat glands! Ugh.
"M-manahimik ka!" I mumbled. Tsk, agad-agad ko na lang ipinalupot yung maliit ko na daliri 'dun sa kanya, "Heto na, manyak."
Fine, gawin ko na lang, mahirap na eh. May perverted tendencies panaman 'tong si Key, sayang naman kasi yung virginity ng lips ko which I protected like a Power Ranger for 18 years 'di ba. Better be safe than sorry.
Ipinaglapat pa ng tuwang-tuwang lalaki sa tabi ko yung mga hintuturo namin saka niya shinake yung mga kamay namin while he's smiling goofily like some spoiled brat. Tsss. How gay is that?
"We've done this a lot before, my Mom and I. Secret technique namin 'to dati when we were making promises," pagpapaliwanag niya sheepishly, nailagay pa niya yung isa niyang kamay sa batok niya. Pffft.
My gosh, pa-cute! Tignan mo 'to, nagpapanggap pa siyang cool at cocky pero lumalabas naman yung inner bading niya kapag napaguusapan si Mystery Mom. Awww, he's such a girl.
"Malinaw na ba, Prez? Any talk about breaking up is now illegal, if you dare bring up that subject again, I'll put you to jail." He mock-threatened, sus. Kala mo naman effective mga pananakot niya.
"Not your first boyfriend, not your first kiss, not your first whatever, fine. Who cares about firsts anyway?" Napangiti siya, "The best ones are always saved for last."
"Hah, last?" Pag-uulit ko suspiciously, "Teka ha, so, what are you trying to imply here? Na yung magiging title holder ng lahat ng lasts ko eh... ikaw?"
As if! Fudge, hanggang kalian ko ba dapat gampanan yung role ko bilang personal entertainer dito sa melodramatic na buhay ni Key?
Dinala ba ako dito sa planetang Earth just to spice up his dull, boring life? Mukha ba akong laruan? Tsss. I am not a stupid Barbie Doll.
