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Swearing

"So far, Lauren has twenty-three, Camila has eighteen, Normani has five, Ally has two, and Dinah has that half point." I jotted that down, for editing uses.

"Bah felicia that does not count! Shut up is not a swear word." Dinah complained, and I rolled my eyes. "You were saying something amongst the lines of "this is too fucking early," but I didn't hear you properly, so I'm giving you half a point." I told her, and she groaned. "This isn't fair, I was half asleep when I said that!"

"And Lauren's still half asleep, and she has twenty-five points now." I laughed, hearing Lauren accuse Dinah of being a "sneaky little asshole" and a "cheating bitch". "Fight me hoe!" Dinah teased, kicking Lauren, who seemed to be so into looking for whatever she was looking for.

"I need coffee." Normani sat down next to me. "So do I." Camila yawned, sitting on Normani's lap, cuddling into her.

"It's 7 in the morning, you all woke up three hours ago, and you still need coffee?" I smiled amusedly, Camila nodding in response.

"This is so dumb, I actually will freaking die if I don't get food." Ally suddenly groaned, from the other couch. "That doesn't count, shut up." Ally pointed a finger at me. I raised my hands up in defence. "Haha, found it!" Lauren smiled, finding Will's hidden stash of ready to make coffee.

"Ooh! Make me some, Lo!" Camila grinned sleepily, falling off of Normani's lap as Normani suddenly stood up to make coffee.

"Ow, fuck you Moni!" Camila groaned, pouting. Normani snorted. "Love you too Mila!"

"Nineteen points for Camila."

...

It was around lunch time, and Camila had 26 points, Lauren has 30, Ally has 3, Dinah still has half of a point (because she keeps telling me whatever she's saying isn't a swear word if Lauren says it all the time), and Normani has 10.

"I'm hungry." Camila whined. Lauren snorted. "When are you not?" Camila stuck her tongue out at Lauren.

"When you keep talking about sushi." Lauren rolled her eyes. "If there was ever a sushi that had pizza in it, for no goddamn reason, would you eat it?" 31 points for Lauren. Camila thought about it for a second, and then shook her head.

"I'd rather just eat pizza the way it is right now." Camila smiled, satisfied with her answer. "Whatever." Lauren mumbled, but was smiling.

"Can we get chicken?" I hear Normani ask softly, making me laugh. "No let's go get some waffles." Ally suggested.

"It's lunch time Smallz, I don't think my stomach would be okay eating tons of sugary food right now, since I didn't eat." Dinah laughed softly, watching as Ally pouted since no one agreed with her.

"Hey Lauren!" Camila spoke up suddenly. "What, Camz?"

"Are you today's date?" Lauren furrowed her eyebrows. "The fuck-" Camila grinned. "Because you're a ten out of ten." Lauren's cheeks got red but then she covered it up and rolled her eyes.

"Camila, today's the eleventh." I told her with a laugh.

"Fuck, really!?" Camila groaned, blushing in embarrassment.

"Whatever, you're an eleven out of ten anyways Lo." Camila smiled, making Lauren blush. "What about me?" Normani frowned.

"Bye you kissed Lauren. She's mine, go find someone else." Camila teased. Normani huffed. "I didn't even kiss her! And plus, you kissed Dinah before! And you posted that juju on that beat video without me!" I laughed, pulling Normani in for a hug. "It's okay Moni, I love you." Ally frowned.

"How come no one loves me?" Dinah laughed. "Because you're actually rude as fuuuuuuu," Ally looked at me. "Point for Dinah," She commanded. I shook my head.

"Point for Dinah."

...

At this point, we were having dinner, and Ally has six points, Normani has fifteen, Dinah has three, Camila has 40, and Lauren has 52.

I guess today wasn't their good day.

"Honestly, you guys suck. Lauren, you've swore over 52 times today, Camila you have 40, Ally I caught you three times on camera, although I did hear you swear a few more times in Spanish when my camera was off charging, Normani you have fifteen, and Dinah, you keep making up excuses so you have three, even if you're supposed to have like, 20." I informed.

"Whatever. The fans like when I swear anyways." Lauren joked. "Mhm, I saw this appreciation post where there were clips of Camila and Lauren swearing." Dinah laughed. "But I'm not making excuses, I'm telling facts." She finished.

I looked to Ally for her excuse.

"There was a spider." Ally whined. "It was going to attack me and I was going to die." Normani laughed. "I wanted to throw it at you, but Y/N's camera wasn't on so I didn't want to waste my time if it wasn't going to be recorded. And for the record, I don't find reasons to swear, but today Lauren tried scaring me, Camila took my wings, Dinah was being annoying, and Ally hit me when I told her there was a spider next to her, so bah felicia."

"Hey, since you counted the amount of times we swear, tomorrow lets count how many times you swear." Lauren suggested. "Uhm, no thanks. Everyone knows I swear a lot." I laughed.

"You guys can even help me count how many times I swore if you'd like," I smiled, knowing they wouldn't want to do so. "Oh hell nah! The last time I helped you edit you made me stay up with you until three in the morning and you know we had to wake up at six!" Lauren frowned.

"Yeah, fuck you Y/N!" Camila joked. "Yeah!" Dinah chimed in, poking my side.

"Whatever, you guys love me."

"I actually don't, bye." Normani swatted me away from her.

"Yeah, you're kind of mean." Ally teased.

"Whatever."

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I didn't know how to end it and I have a lot of homework and woah like for real that's 300k like faammmmzzicleees ILY ALL k bye i need to finish my homework

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