A wise Meme once said:
"You like to go to the Commissary the day after payday, I too like to live dangerously."
As we all know, the Commissary can be a great and evil place all in one sushi roll. No taxes, but crazy amounts of people. No good Kool-aid selection (Personal problem disregard) and can generally be weird and kind of awkward places to be. With that said, they can also be the most dangerous as well. Christmas time and Thanksgiving alone are death wishes, let alone Easter or Fourth of July.
I remember one time I was trying to get back to my mom who had sped ahead and my little eight-year-old legs couldn't keep up and I ended up getting the same foot run over by carts three times with no apology. And then another when she sent me to grab a can of spice from the baking aisle I got hit with a cart three times, lectured by an elderly woman once and had my skirt blown all the way up six times by cart drivers alone. Thank the lord I am still alive from these horrendous places today. I have survived much! Until next time!
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The Military Brat
Non-FictionAll those isms you had growing up as a Military Brat? Well, now we can all feel embarrassed about them! Because I note everything in this book! Every little detail of your super secret military brat lives shall be revealed! MWAHAHAHAHHHA! Not that y...
