Wrong Number

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Currently unedited so I apologise for any mistakes. I'll sort them later.

Bold = Scott's messages
Italics = Mitch's messages

Hi Dan, it's "the cute brunette with the most amazing tongue" I just wanted you to know i had a really great time the other night x

Idk who Dan is but I like that self confidence you've got going there

Great, I typed the number in wrong and sent it to some random person. I talked about my fucking tongue for crying out loud. It wasn't even a confidence thing, that was just what Dan had told me before he slipped his number in my pocket.

I located the little piece of crumped up paper and tried again.

Hi Dan, it's "the cute brunette with the most incredible tongue" I just wanted you to know i had a really great time the other night x

Yep, still not Dan...

Are you kidding me? I thought I had just made an error when transferring the number into my phone but I definitely got it right that time. That bastard just gave me the wrong number! I couldn't have been that amazing then if he didn't want me to contact him again.

God, I am so sorry. This is so awkwrd, I have the wrong number

Well I gathered that bc I'm 100% not Dan and I haven't recently met any cute brunettes with amazing tongues, I sure wish though

Can you just delete those messages and we can pretend this never happened?

Why would k want to do that? This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me all week

A few seconds later...

And that's called over sharing. Apparently you're not the only one who's good at embarassing themselves

I just said I had an amazing tongue like some self obsessed dick, I think I win

That's not self obsessed, that's having confidence in your ability, that's a good quality to have

It wasn't even me who said that, I was just quoting that asshole!!! I thought it'd be fuuny or cute or whatever..

Admittedly though, I was pretty good with my tongue. No complaints thus far and Dan wasn't the first guy to make sure I knew how much he loved it.

Well it certainly made me laugh lol

Not the right audience I was looking for though, ugh whatever, Dan can go suck my dick

I paused before pressing send on that one. Here I am ranting about a guy I gave a blow job to once in a club bathroom to some stranger who could be 15 for all I know.

Fuck it, they're not going to know who I am and I'll delete this conversation and it'll be like it never even happened.

I think that's the problem you see, Dan doesn't want to suck your dick anymore, that's why you're stuck with me

Ok, I'm so done with this kid, moment over, deleting everything.

Another message popped up from that same number just as soon as I had erased everything off my phone.

If you're still looking for someone to suck your dick though??? lol ;)

Who the fuck is this person? It's probably some high school cheerleader thinking she's being super cool. Nuh uh, honey, not today.

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