All Around the World (Hetalian Drabbles 1)

100 Things That I Promise

What? 100 parts 100 promises. Sorta makes sense. 

(Also the drabble idea you guys gave me might take a while to get sorted. The idea hasn't been cooking long enough in my mind ;;-;;)

1. I will stop humiliating Artie. 

2. Even though it's bloody hilarious. 

3. I will not make fun of Cooper by telling him how much he resembles a sheep. 

4.  I will stop making trying to make things into a competition. 

5. I will actually try to get some sleep so I don't scare people.

6.  Despite the fact that their reactions are hilarious. 

7. I will not bring up either Germany or Prussia when talking to the girls... Mainly so there wouldn't be any Dreamany/Prusseamz shouting. 

8. I will stop making Cooper remember the time he was in a dress 

9. I will also stop calling him my wife even though it's funny seeing how embarrass he gets. 

10. I should also probably stop calling him Cinderella as well... 

11. I will not scare the living daylights out of Jett by telling him Mina got ran over. 

12. I will stop trying to get Ned and Mina together even though they are OTP. 

13. It is incredibly unladylike  to shout about thongs in the world meeting. 

14. I should probably refrain from all thong jokes in general. 

15. And I will also stop offering people that I'll show them "the land down under." 

16. France might not see it as a joke.

17. An Aussie kiss is also out of the question. 

18. I will stop trying to get revenge on people. 

19. Even though they deserve it. 

20. I will stop bringing up the Emu war in front of Jett. 

21. I will stop messing around with Germany's dogs... 

22. Trying to make Jett angry is suicidal. 

23. Actually making Cooper mad might be just as suicidal... 

24. I won't make Cooper mad. Even though I'm curious and think it would be funny. 

25. Allowing Germany and Prussia into my room is a bad idea, cause it can be sehr messy. 

26. Showing them my closet is also out of the question... 

27. I will actually get a lock for the bathroom at Jett's place so we don't have to see each other in the nude. 

28. I will not tell Prussia or Germany that Jett nearly saw me naked. 

29. I also won't tell them that he walked in on me having a shower. 

30. Waking up Jett by screaming that the emus are coming is completely unacceptable. 

31. I will not ask Cooper of all people to show me a haka. 

32. I will stop breaking into Artie's house in order to steal his spellbook. 

33. And wand. 

34. I will also stop threatening to burn them right in front of him. 

35. Even though I love seeing him looking so terrified. 

36. I will actually and try to be nice to the guy.