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Today 11.50AM

From: king of the idiots
"The teacher threw me out of the class"

From: king of the idiots
"I'm clad Hoseok brought me my clothes"

From: king of the idiots
"I have nearly two hours till my next class starts, Jimiin~ entertain me!"

From: king of the idiots
"Jimin? You dead? Well at least we know the murderer"

From: king of the idiots
"It was my sister right, she has mean right hook #iknowwhatimtalkingabout"

From: king of the idiots
"She was only two when she first hit me"

Today 0.10PM

From: king of the idiots
"Jimiiiin, I'm bored. Please answer meeee"

From: king of the idiots
"Are you mad at me?"

From: king of the idiots
"Is it because my whole school has seen my dick?"

From: king of the idiots
"Are you jealous?"

Today 0.19PM

From: king of the idiots
"Jimiin~~ are you jelly?"

From: Jelly <3
"My phone was taken away from me. The teacher made me read out your messages which was beyond embarrassing"

From: Jelly <3
"Hyung, you are shameless"

From: shameless hyung
"Which messages?"

From: Jelly <3
"The one about your clothes being taken and the one of you being taped to the pole"

From: shameless hyung
"So you're not mad at me?"

From: Jelly <3
"Maybe little"

From: shameless hyung
"It wasn't my fault it was Namjoon and Hoseok"

From: Jelly <3
"Oh it's easy to blame others"

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Guys I'm pissed, I have iPhone 4 and I can't get IOS 8 = no Pokémon Go for me. My father offered to buy me an iPhone 5, but I don't need it so I declined, and I'm kind of sad, but I made the right decision. I also can't get snapchat filters which pisses me off too #imspoiledbratiknow

Thumbs up if you get the reference on title.

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