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Yoongi was on his bed on his phone just texting like he always does. Until he smelled something like shit, literally. Yoongi picks up the baby and realizes the vivid smell came from her.

Yoongi
How do you change a baby's diaper?

Jimin
She pooped didn't she?

Yoongi
Yes and it smells so bad

Jimin
lol good luck

Yoongi
I need it

Jimin
Then I shouldn't have said it

Yoongi
fuck you

Jimin
stop texting and go change the baby

Yoongi grabs the baby and takes her to the bathroom.

"How can a fake baby make a horrible smell?".

Yoongi takes off her diaper and tries not to gag.

"Kill me now Aecha".

Yoongi grabs the wipes and tries to remember how Jimin's mom cleaned his baby sister. He starts cleaning her and was surprised he did a good job. He grabs the diapers and puts a clean one on her.

"Ah Aecha, I should of token you a bath. I'm just kidding with you, you know I can't even bathe myself".

Yoongi
I cleaned her

Jimin
Take her a bath then

Yoongi
fuck you

Jimin
im kidding
We all know you are going to drown her

Yoongi
What
That's not true

Jimin
Yoongi
You can't even bathe yourself
You almost drowned YOURSELF

Yoongi
Shut up and say gn to Aecha

Jimin
Its 7:13

Yoongi
leave
she needs some sleep
She's gonna be waking early at 7:00 since I have to pick your ass up

Jimin
((:

Yoongi
You're so complicated

Jimin
lol wow

Yoongi
now say gn to Aecha lil ugly

Jimin
call me then

Yoongi
why?
she can't even TALK

Jimin
I forgot
gn Aecha k

Yoongi
She said gn fucker
Don't I love her

Jimin
You're teaching her things she shouldn't be saying

Yoongi
Nah
She just think you're a fucker
I agree with her

Jimin
Bye bye Yoongi

Yoongi
Bye bye lil ugly

Yoongi puts his phone down and and turns the TV on. He starts watching a random show that he didn't even know existed. He starts to enjoy it. He starts to get hungry since the main character is eating. He goes to the kitchen and looks in the fridge.

"Ugh shitty food again", Yoongi says unamused. He grabs the keys and gets his phone while at it.

"Mom take care of Aecha while I get myself some food. I'll get you some chicken since you love chicken".

Yoongi turns on the car and starts to starve more.

"It sure is boring in this car, let's get Jimin since he's stupid".

Yoongi
YO JIMIN

Jimin
God damnit what do you want
I was watching Full House

Yoongi
I don't care,but
You want to get some food because its boring in the car and your stupid, so that will be fun

Jimin
Nah I ate already

Yoongi
For once I'm tryna be nice and you ate already

Jimin
I was hungry

Yoongi puts his phone down and drives to the store. He grabs a cart and goes to where the chicken was at.

"Its frozen. Oh well she can burn it like how she burned the house".

He puts the chicken in the cart and goes to where the junk food was at. He grabs some oatmeal cookies and some powered donuts.

"What nice food you got there".

"Yorki! When is there a time when you are not stalking me? Or talking about my food?".

"I'm hungry. Bye before my mom yells the shit out of me".

"I hope she does", Yoongi says with a smile and flicking her off.

Yoongi goes to where the drinks where at and noticed Namjoon.

"Oh fuck me".

Yoongi grabs his bottle of water and goes to another section. He goes to the baby aisle. He grabs the diapers, wipes, and a blanket. As he was going to get Jimin some dog toys for being a bitch, he notices Namjoon again with candy.

"Shit, I forgot the candy".

Yoongi grabs his cart and gets himself some candy before he leaves. He goes into a line and sees Yorki with her mother. Yorki smiles and waves at Yoongi, he mean mugged her.

The cashier looked like the same age as Yoongi, she kept looking at him in many ways.

"You have a baby? How cute! I can see why someone wants a baby with you", the cashier said like she actually cared about the baby.

"Nope. Its for a project I'm doing".

"Oooo Have my baby then",she says while checking the last item.

"Oh Fuck you and suck the manager's toes", he said while grabbing his bags and walking away.

"Fuck me please!",Yorki said.

"Oh fuck you",Yoongi says.

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Lmao long ass chapter
I've been addicted to this book

Also I checked my stats and people in different countries read my stories

I feel so honored :)♡

200 reads already!? (We have 6K reads and its only been 4 months)

Thank you very much 💕

Also whats your favorite BTS song?

Mine is Let me know/Cypher p3 Killer/Love is not over

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