Pokémon and DragonBall jokes!

I'm NOT a monkey!

Goku: You know Vegeta, you have always hated Frieza even before your home planet-

Vegeta: You mean ours.

Goku: Yeah, our home planet was destroyed. Why is that?

Vegeta: You don't know how it feels to be ruled by someone several times stronger than you. He would injure you over the smallest things.

Goku: He killed you and Krillin. I don't like him.

Vegeta: He has mocked us for years.

Krillin: He and his guys called you monkeys. Doesn't that get kinda old?

Vegeta: I am no monkey. It's gets on my nerves.

Krillin: Not to budge in... But you had a tail once.

Vegeta: You mean before the fat samurai sliced it off?!

Goku: Now that you mentioned it, I wonder how things could had been different if I never lost my tail.

Gohan: I don't remember having one much.

Krillin: Yeah. You almost killed Vegeta as an giant ape-

Vegeta: Don't mention it.

Gohan: I don't remember this.

Piccolo: During your six months of survival training, you transformed.

Goku: How come no one told me about this?!

Yamcha: I never saw Gohan transform. I wonder how it feels?

Goku: I don't remember anything... Except suddenly getting really angry for no reason... And that's it.

Vegeta: It's because your instinct overrides your reason, so you revert to a violent Saiyan.

Goku and Gohan: That makes since.

Yamcha: Why get so offended? You are technically a monkey.

Vegeta: Saiyans are not in that category!

Yamcha: But you once had a tail.

Krillin: That's been established.

Vegeta: You have no idea! "Saiyan monkeys! Saiyan monkeys!" And back then, I couldn't do anything to deal with that mouth!

Goku: It doesn't really bother me.

Vegeta: Because you're an idiot.

Goku: Do you guys know how unreal it feels to see someone change into some giant ape monster?

Krillin and Yamcha: ....

Goku: Oh... Right. I did that in front of you as a kid, huh?
(To Vegeta)
You're conscious while transforming. How does it feel?

Vegeta: Believe it or not, you don't feel a thing because for a period of time, even in control, you black out.

Piccolo: I don't know how to explain that.

Goku: That explains all that roaring you did.

Vegeta: Shut up.

Goku: Like... you were some king of animal.

Vegeta: Shut up!

Goku: Why is being a monkey a bad thing?!

Vegeta: I'M NOT A MONKEY!