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The truth about DBZ...

Dragon Ball Z KAI: Dragon Soul lyric parody:

Dun, Dun, Dun! Dun! Dun!

Please stop, please stop, we have no luck.
Please stop, there's other things to do now.
We live very deep in hell.
All we have to do is go, go, free the soul!

Mystery's abound. Why are there so many? (So many?)

Foe's all around. We defeat them, new saga please!

I'll give you strength. Honestly, that's Goku's job. (That's Goku's job)

Courage will fail. If you were me, just let me handle everything!

I will fight and take the glory!
You won't live to tell the story!
There is always something in truth.

Krillin will always die, and he will rise again!

Dun, Dun! Dun, Dun! Dah-dah-dah-DAH!

Please stop, please stop, that's suicide!
Left hook, right hook, then you will die!
But don't worry too much, Because I Goku will save the day!

Please stop, please stop, you have no life!
Let the Saiyans join in the fight!
At very last minute!
And if you die then we'll go, go! Free the soul!
Awaken Shenron!

Krillin: Hey! That's offensive!

Goku: What? You don't like the song I made? It tells the truth!

Krillin: ... I really do- *Gets shot by a stray laser and dies*

Bulma: *Sighs* I'll get the Dragon Balls.

DRAGON SOOUUUL!