☞ The uke is never perverted or confident.
☞ The seme is always really dumb and is out smarted by the uke
☞ The uke never messes up in the relationship and it's always the seme who screws up.
☞ The seme always has a 'perfect', muscular body.
☞ The uke has a body of a body builder but never does anything.
☞ The uke is super skinny.
☞ All uke boys act and look like girls.
☞ Uke's being extremely shy but still has sex the first time he meets the seme.
☞ The uke is self conscious about absolutely nothing.
☞ The seme never acts submissive and has breakdowns.
☞ The uke cries every minute.
☞ The seme always is strong and can magically pick up and conquer anything when it comes to his seme.
☞ One sings a deep,meaningful song and it makes the other cry or feel sorry for them and hug them.
☞ The uke has a tragic back story and tries to 'hide' it but it comes out anyway.
☞ They get married instantly and have a family but still bang every night and have all the time in the world for each other.
☞ The seme always scares/surprises the uke by little things
☞ One gets abused but strangely doesn't have many scars and if they do, they're attractive because they have a body builders build.
☞ The uke is always wearing the others clothes and sniffing them.
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Ship Memes and Headcanons
Random~~~~~~~~~~ You may not get any of this unless you read anything else of mine, if you don't, this may seem random. ~~~~~~~~~~
