I texted R: "...hey"
And he responded: "Hey, sorry we haven't talked in so long."
And I was like (in my head) "weLL exKEEUUUUUSE ME BITCH BUT LAST TIME I RECALL US TALKING, YOU FUCKING DUMPED MY SORRY UNSUSPECTING ASS ON THE CURB SO GO SUCK A MOTHERFUCKIN' DICK FUCKER🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅"
But in reality, I was like,"😎It's cool😎 How ya been?"
And we talked for like, twenty minutes.
It was fucking weeeiiird, man.
