YO MAMA'S SO FAT...
- that when she sat on the toilet, it sang, "ABCDEFG, GET YO FAT ASS OFF OF ME!"
- that when she went swimming in the ocean, a whale came up to her and sang, "We are family even though you're fatter than me!"
- that when she sat on Walmat, she lowered the prices
- that when she stepped on the scale, it said, "Yo, lady, I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I made none of these up, btw lol
Also, thanks so much for 800+ reads! I mean, this is LITERALLY a Book Of Random Shit, and ya'll are choosin' to read it! That means a lot ❤️💗
Also, JUST LOOK AT THE MEDIA PHOTOK
LOOK AT IT
