Eden: "You spent £600 on a prom dress instead of concert tickets?! I'm ashamed of you"
Millie: "the reason you're in the friendzone is because you don't understand women"
Me: "you look like a sexy alien"
Christian: "I really liked growing a pair. It made me so happy"
Hannah: "what's bigger 5 million or 1 million?"
Millie: "prostairs, anti lifts"
Michael: "I don't like the white ones"
Hannah: "my butt flap is nicer than yours!"
Sheldon: "I am in that transient state between student and failure"
Me: "he's so cute you just want to pinch his cheeks,"
Christian: "and turn his face inside out to see if that does him any favours,"
Michael: "the best stress relief is checking names off your hitlist."
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Ultimate quotes of the day
RandomA fun collection of always random, sometimes stupid and very occasionally profound things spoken by the people I know. Hopefully it will make you smile as much as it makes me
