Jake - there's tea in your tea.
Hannah - I like a low standard of living.
Coral - The sassy seaweed has spoken
Hannah - I don't go for little kids anymore!
Ella: "I just want to be a flower. That's all I want in life."
Hannah: I do not chase after guys, I slowly insert myself into their friendship group until they fall hopelessly in love with me.
Coral: there are levels of inbred-ness, take the Baratheons the two younger siblings are like slices, while Joffrey is the entire loaf! (Yes more bread puns)
Kizzie: I don't get why people are so against girls showing their shoulders, it's not like someone is gonna see it and go 'damn, I'd tap that shoulder' it literally can't be sexualised, the only purpose it serves is to connect my arm to the rest of my body!
Millie: you are about as smooth as chunky peanut butter
Matthew: "8 is the best number because when it gets tired, it's infinite"
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Ultimate quotes of the day
RandomA fun collection of always random, sometimes stupid and very occasionally profound things spoken by the people I know. Hopefully it will make you smile as much as it makes me
