Me - "my school is a cesspool of talent,"
My parents - "Megan I don't think 'cesspool' is the appropriate adjective here."
Me -talking to Jessica's brother- " what would you do if someone came up and started talking to you?"
Michael -" ask them what they wanted, then tell them to go away,"
Jessica - "see this is why you have no friends"
Me -while holding a 2litre milk bottle- "do you think if I hit someone really hard with this it would kill them?"
??? - about me - "it's both funny and terrifying that someone so small could beat us all to a pulp if she really wanted to"
Me - standing next to Matthew - "it's saddens me that in heels I barely reach your shoulder"
Michael - "I actually have two friends, thank you very much!"
Matthew - "imaginary ones don't count anymore"
Me - "at this very moment my greatest achievement is still being able to fit in children's swings"
My brother -after waking up severely hungover- "I made a grave tactical error last night when I walked into a cocktail bar and told them to surprise me"
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Ultimate quotes of the day
RandomA fun collection of always random, sometimes stupid and very occasionally profound things spoken by the people I know. Hopefully it will make you smile as much as it makes me
