Samson: "some person randomly wrote 'et' on our feedback, it makes no sense,"
Me: "That's not an 'e' it's an 'I' you dipstick..."
Millie: "she eats like sweet potatoes, except they're white,"
Hannah: "So basically a Potato,"
Amber: "if you're a potato, then you're a sweet potato."
Me: "oh shut up, you uneducated twatcicle,"
Hannah: "Can confirm, is a real person!"
Jake: "how did you almost get hit by a police car?"
Kizzie: "I didn't hear the lights,"
Alex: "Well they don't celebrate Christmas so technically they're not on the naughty list, they're just on the scumbag list."
Alex: "I call mine a thong,"
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Ultimate quotes of the day
RandomA fun collection of always random, sometimes stupid and very occasionally profound things spoken by the people I know. Hopefully it will make you smile as much as it makes me
