Me: (about Sociology) "It's like Psychology for dipshits,"
Me: "I'm going to make this presentation my bitch"
Coral: "I ship ERIC!"
Me: "my camera's really bad, so everyone has demon eyes,"
Eden: "I mean what do you actually eat? you're a goat,"
Matthew: "If I'm that stupid I deserve to have my spine eaten,"
Charlotte: "Cheekbone physics,"
Kizzie: "you don't have to dance sexily so it doesn't concern you."
Kizzie: "Haydn, you're a shit pimp"
Millie: "Oxford dictionary in the streets, Urban dictionary in the sheets,"
Brógán: "boom positivity motherfucker!"
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Ultimate quotes of the day
RandomA fun collection of always random, sometimes stupid and very occasionally profound things spoken by the people I know. Hopefully it will make you smile as much as it makes me
