Hannah: "the champagne is all ready we're just waiting for the ship to set sail!"
Jake: "No. More. Horses!"
Millie: "suck on that! straw"
Coral: "I mean you could play the violin like a ukulele, but you don't! 'Cause it's a violin"
Me: "the monthly rent here is more than the combined cost of my house,"
Coral: "when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you,"
Kizzie: (talking about doing the do) "I didn't know he had it in him,"
Coral: "well... technically he had it in her"
Eden: "I don't have a thigh gap I have a personality,"
Kizzie: "the next person to whisper Shia LeBeof is getting slapped,"
Coral: "Don't Shia away from it."
Connor: (about coral's need for glasses and dyslexia) "yeah let's make it so she can't see the words and when she can, they don't make much sense,"
Brógán: "maybe we're just whiney bitches."
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Ultimate quotes of the day
RandomA fun collection of always random, sometimes stupid and very occasionally profound things spoken by the people I know. Hopefully it will make you smile as much as it makes me
