Hercules- Yeah I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three.
Percy- Oh yeah? Me too
Hercules- Well, when I was just a baby, I strangled a snake with my bare hands
Percy- Ah, I know what you mean. My mom freaked out when I did that....
Hercules- I fought the Nemean Lion.
Percy- No way! Same! I was, what, fourteen?
Hercules- I've fought a hydra.
Percy- Dude same! Although I wouldn't have been able to have done it without Clarisse, but still...
Hercules- I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer.
Percy- Oh my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
Hercules- Oh well...aahhh....I fought this massive boar once.
Percy- I think I fought its girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules- *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years.
Percy- Riiiggghht, I heard a nymph helped you with that. I used my own powers. *raises eyebrow*
Hercules- I--
Percy- Dude, I could go all day.
Hercules- *flustered* I fought AMAZONS--
Percy- Been there,
Hercules- The minotaur--
Percy- Done that. I was twelve.
Hercules- I....uh....I've....been to the Underworld and back!
Percy- Man, I'm sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times!
Hercules- Well...I....*heavy breathing*
Percy- Well, we done here?
Hercules- *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY!
Percy- Yeah I turned mine down since I liked this girl.....
Hercules- *jumps into the River Styx*
Percy- *calls out* DONE THAT TOO!!!
I think it's pretty obvious who the winner is.....PERCY JACKSON!
A/N: Hey!! I haven't updated in a loooooonnnnng time! That's cause I went somewhere and wasn't able to, but from now on, I'll be sure to update every day or every two days!
Btw, Percy's ending line was not there, I added that myself, but everything else was from the internet.
Oh and I forgot to mention, THIS BOOK HAS 2.08K VIEWS AND ALMOST 300 VOTES!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!! LOVE Y'ALL!
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