Person 1: I wish I were with you right now. I want to hold you and kill you. You are my everything.
Person 2: Uh....
Person 1: Kiss! I want to kiss you!
Person 2: I hope only that..
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HumorMe: Don't ya just hate auto carrots? Friend: Auto carrots? Me: AUTO CAR ROT! Friend: What? Me: AUTO CORECT! Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect! Friend: You spelt correct wrong. Me: Shut up! [Complete]
