Daughter: Mom, can you lend me thirty bucks?!
Mom: What do you think, money grows on trees?!!!
Daughter: What is money made out of.
Mom: Paper.
Daughter: What is paper made out of?
Mom: ...
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HumorMe: Don't ya just hate auto carrots? Friend: Auto carrots? Me: AUTO CAR ROT! Friend: What? Me: AUTO CORECT! Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect! Friend: You spelt correct wrong. Me: Shut up! [Complete]