Jason: Hey, could you spot me some cash?
Matt: Hi. What for and how much?
Jason: I'm like $300 short on my MOTTSAPPLESAUCE payment due the 15th.
Matt: Uh, how much apple sauce did you buy from them?! What the heck, Jason?!
Jason: Oh, I meant mortgage. Dunno why it changed it to Motts Applesauce. Haha! :)
Matt: Lol, oh, okay! Yes, I can give you $300 dollars!
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HumorMe: Don't ya just hate auto carrots? Friend: Auto carrots? Me: AUTO CAR ROT! Friend: What? Me: AUTO CORECT! Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect! Friend: You spelt correct wrong. Me: Shut up! [Complete]
