Dan: Dad, I got suspended from school.
Dad: WHAT?! YOU'RE GROUNDED! WHAT'D YOU DO?!
Dan: Well, I was in class and this anti-bullying person came into to teach us and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.'
Dad: AND?!!!
Dan: So I threw a dictionary at her head.
Dad: SON.YOU.ARE.OFFICIALLY. GROUNDED.
YOU ARE READING
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HumorMe: Don't ya just hate auto carrots? Friend: Auto carrots? Me: AUTO CAR ROT! Friend: What? Me: AUTO CORECT! Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect! Friend: You spelt correct wrong. Me: Shut up! [Complete]
