Friend: Dude, you were SO drunk last night!
Me: No I wasn't.
Friend: You walked up to a truck and said "I know your secret.....Optimus Prime".
Me: So you know his secret too..
Friend: Go away.
YOU ARE READING
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HumorMe: Don't ya just hate auto carrots? Friend: Auto carrots? Me: AUTO CAR ROT! Friend: What? Me: AUTO CORECT! Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect! Friend: You spelt correct wrong. Me: Shut up! [Complete]
