Daughter: How could you?! I trusted you and you cheated on me!
Dad: Um....
Daughter: Oh, sorry dad. That was meant for Sam.
Dad: Oh, okay then. And on a completely unrelated topic, do you know where my shotgun is?
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HumorMe: Don't ya just hate auto carrots? Friend: Auto carrots? Me: AUTO CAR ROT! Friend: What? Me: AUTO CORECT! Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect! Friend: You spelt correct wrong. Me: Shut up! [Complete]
