Wife: Honey, do you know what day it is?
Husband: Ummmm.....Saturday?
Wife: HOW COULD YOU FORGET MY BIRTHDAY?!
Husband: How am I supposed to remember your birthday when you don't look any older?
Wife: Awww....:)
Husband: Phew..Just saved the world from WW3.
YOU ARE READING
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HumorMe: Don't ya just hate auto carrots? Friend: Auto carrots? Me: AUTO CAR ROT! Friend: What? Me: AUTO CORECT! Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect! Friend: You spelt correct wrong. Me: Shut up! [Complete]
