Be careful I bite (a Naruto fanfic)

Merry Grinchmas!

"I made it myself." I smiled.

Sakura choked on her spit," Can I borrow that sometime?!"

"Sure I never use it anyway." I said removing some fuzz balls on it.

"Can you guys just get ready?" Sasuke said annoyed.

"Yeah I agree with Sasuke I want this shit over with, let's just get the hair done." I said sitting down.

"And makeup!" Sakura gleamed.

"And makeup." I groaned.

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"Hey Misumi activate your Arsuiyta, It'll make your hair match you dress better."Sakura said as she finished my hair. (Pretend they know about it.)

"Ok." I said closing my eyes and opening them when it was activated.

"Your hair is adorable!" She squealed.

"Your hair looks good too." I said with a small smile.

"Thanks, now it's time for makeup!" She said grabbing her makeup box.

"Uuuuuggghhhhhhhh!" I groaned.
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"You look hot!"She said showing me what I look like in the mirror.

'I guess I do look sorta hot."

"Hey Sasuke who's your date?" I asked.

"Hn, nobody." He said in his Emo demeanor.

"Well that is gonna change!" I said standing up.

"You sat here having the fun of seeing me get pricked at and now it your turn." I said evilly.

"Sakura go home you and Sasuke are going to the festival together as FRIENDS." I said calmly.

"U-uh ok I will see you at the meeting spot." She stuttered

She packed all her things and left with her kimono in hand.

"Why her?" He groaned.

"Because as stupid as she seems she truly cares about you. You don't have to date her, at least knowledge her." I said while cleaning up my room.

"Hn." He grunted.

I smacked his head,"Follow me, I think dad has a men kimono from when he was young."

"I hate you." He said following me.

"Whatever." I replied opening the closet, taking out the kimono.

"Here ya go, now go change in my bathroom." I said following him to my room.

"Yes mam." He said sarcastically.

"THATS SIR TO YOU!!" I yelled at him.

After waiting a bilomilogiloion years, he finally came out.

"You look  handsome for once in your life now come here." I patted on the bed.

He sat down,"Turn around un."

I grabbed the ponytail holder off of my wrist and tied his hair into a ponytail, leaving some bangs out.

"Go look in the mirror." I said while looking at my nails.

"I look like him." He said sadly.

"Hey that means you look hot, but no jokes, he was a good man and you'll forever know and love that Itachi in your heart." I said, knowing that Sasuke doesn't know the truth.

"Your right Misumi-chan thank you," He said hugging me.

"AHHHHH TO OOC FOR ME!" I yelled  he smirked and shook his head.