Be careful I bite (a Naruto fanfic)

Chappie 16

I dedicate this chap to
Alexis271
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"What's taking Kakashi-Sensei so long!" Naruto yelled in my ear. Jeez what a loud mouth. One minute I like this kid and then a second later I want to pound him 10 feet under. I'm so bipolar.

Finally Kaka-Baka popped up,"Hey sorry I'm late a black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way." I gave him an unimpressed look while Sakura and Naruto screamed stupid shit.

"Ok rules of the test, you can use any weapon including Shuriken," Kakashi finished.

"But Kakasi-Sensei isn't that dangerous?" Sakura shrieked.

"No Sakura it isn't dangerous at all we are just going to have a pillow fight. OF COURSE ITS GOING TO BE DANGEROUS, YOU NUMNUTS!" I yelled losing my patience.

"Back to what I was saying, you guys have to try to get theses 3 bells away fro-"Ok I know what going on, theres only 3 bells but there are four of us, but it's about teamwork and if there are only 3 bells it's going to pit us against each other, and to get it right we have to get over it and work together.

They kept rambling about the rules until Naruto attacked Kaka-Baka before he even said start.

Finally he said start and I teleported to Sasu-gay since Naruto is all caught up with Kaka. "Hey Duckass, you want to work together?"I said startling him at first but he went back to his cold expression.
"You'll just get in my way." He said rolling is orbs.

"Fine then I guess your not getting a bell." I said poofing to Sakura.

"Hey forehead want to work together?" She got an anime vein and said,"No I'm only working with my Sasuke-kun."

"Whatever Pinkie." I said teleporting to the now hanging Naruto. I cut him down and said,"Whiskers do you want to team up?"

"I'm okay, but thanks Misu-chan but if I'm going to be Hokage one day I need to do this myself." He said running away.

"Welp, that's great. Hey Kaka you can come out now since nobody's going to team up with me, I might as well take you on myself." I heard a quick but silent gasp, then soon enough Kaka came out."You ready Hatake?" He gave a swift nod teleported behind me.

I quickly did what looked like the teleportation jutsu but I actually did the transformation jutsu, and turned into a dust mite and grabbed the 3 bells and replaced them with tampons with a genjutsu that makes them look like and sound like bells. I quickly 'teleported' back did a fake and lousy punch.

We were having a taijutsu war and was pretending to get tired and said,"Kaka I obviously can't get the bells from you myself so imma go to the stumps and wait."I 'groaned'.

"I honestly think your the smartest out of the group Misumi, you know when you don't have a chance."He said totally believing it.

2 Hours Later

Naruto is tied to a stump Sas-gay looks like he's gonna throw a tantrum, Sakura, well just looks useless. Great, this is going to be fun.

"Well you guys aren't going back to the academy." Sasuke smirked, while Sakura and Naruto were cheering while I looked like well *shivers* emo.

"You guys are going to be dropped from the program all together."He said with a closed eye smile.

"Kaka-Baka it's your time of the month?" I said snapping my fingers and the tampons appeared in place of the bells. He looked down at the tampons and gasps."What the-how!" He asked confused. I got up put a bell on Naruto's head and tossed one to Sakura and Sasuke."You're actually pretty easy to fool, so yeah."

"They still don't get the exercise, it is teamwork. I'm going to give you one more chance since that didn't count, here eat some food but do NOT feed Naruto. I make the rules around here and you do as I say." Stupid dramatic copy cat.

"Yeah yeah, you can leave now Mr. Dramatic." He gave me a glare and poofed away.

I took out my lunch and cut Naruto out and gave it to him. Then I grabbed my triple home made chocolate surpream pie and started opening it."Misumi why'd you give me your lunch your going to get in trouble." They all looked bewildered. Meh.

"Eh, Naruto he not here just eat." He did as I said and started eating. All of a sudden clouds were every where and Kaka came out scaring me so I threw my pie at him.

"You-" He got cut off by my shrieking. "PIE DEFENSE!!!!!!" I yelled while swiftly throwing the pie in his face. "pass?" He finished looking thoroughly confused.

"Bwhaha, Oh my Jashin!!!"
I was on the ground cracking up so hard tears were coming out of my eyes. When I sat up I saw they were all sweat-dropping at me.

I coughed,"Well since we're done here I'm going to the Hokage so yeeah! Cya!"And with that I poof outside the Hokage's office.