BTS JOKES

BTS TEXTING -part I

jin : namjoonie , do you wanna come to my house ?

rapmon : i'm kindda busy

jin : no ones at home

rapmon : i'll be right there

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rapmon : dude i've been knocking on the door for hours . open the door

jin : dude i told you , NO BODY'S AT HOME !!!!

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jimin : hi

suga : remember we broke up

jimin : ok ok i'm sorry

suga : so do you want to do something

jimin : like what ?

suga : illegal stuff

jimin : ohhhhh like what

suga : like killing you

jimin :-_-

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jimin : hi

jungkook : so whatcha doing

jimin : trying to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together

jungkook : no point dude , when N and O are already together

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V : hyung help me

suga : what dude let me sleep

V : someone stole my bag and he got into a car and went

suga : ok ok so did you get the number plate

V : no hyung how could i?the number plate was fixed onto the car and i didn't have a screwdriver

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jungkook : jin there is something i need to tell u

jin : yep i'm listening tell me

jungkook : well you were there with me all this time . when i lost my job , when i broke up with my girlfriend , and you were there for me when i nearly died . thank you for always being there when all these bad thing happened . and the thing is....

jin : awww.....thanxies i'll always be there for you everyday

jungkook : hyung , i think ur bad luck

jin : -_-

jungkook : i'm moving out

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jimin : hi

suga : dude my friend changed my contacts . so who are you ?

jimin : what is it saved as ?

suga : freaking useless ass****

jimin : okay...it's me jimin

suga : ah i guess my friend didn't change this one

jimin :-_-