*jin takes his child to school*
*whispers before entering the classroom*
(p.s. jin will name his child jin.jr even if the child was a girl or a boy)
jin :listen to me jin.jr !!! when u go to the classroom remember never to talk with ugly people !!! only talk with pretty people and also remember that there is no one prettier than u in this world !!!
Jin.Jr : *leans forwards and whispers to jin*
Jin.Jr :eomma i'm more fabulous than u *smirks*
jin :*smiles* indeed u are my son but remember NO ONE IS MORE FABULOUS THAN ME !!!! now run along !!!
*rap monster takes his child to the park*
rap monster : *meets jimin and his son at the park*
jimin to his son : why don't you go play with him(rap monster's kid) while i talk with rap monster uncle
(jimin's son's name is jams )
*jams leave with rap monster's son*
Rap monster : dude you still got no jams
jimin:*heartbroken*
*meanwhile*
rap monster's son aka Jin.Jr (a/n : see what i did there): yo jams !!! even though ur name is jams . u still go no jams
jams:*cries*
*suga names his son swaeg*
suga : swaeg......
swaeg: suga.......
suga:swaeg........
swaeg:suga.....
suga: ....zzzZZZZZZ
swaeg :.....ZZZZZzzzzz
*j-hope names his son j-horse*
j-hope : son , u must spread happiness all over the world , just like me .
j-horse : yes daddy !!! i will !!!
*j-hope gets on j-horse's back and flies away to the land of rainbows *
jimin : son u must exercise and get abs like me
*jams exercises *
*gets abs*
jimin : i am proud of u son
*rap monster and his son appears*
rapmonster : U STILL GOT NO JAMS !!!
jimin & jams :*cries*
V : son i will name u W
W : ajfjehgkiyvk *speaks alien language*
V:mfyvbikthjhk *speaks alien language too*
*both V & W turn in to lady bugs and flies away to alien planet*
jungkook: i will name my son....
jin : jungkook what is this i hear ??? son...what r u saying ??? come her u little brat....
jungkook : noooooo...eomma !!!!!!!
jin:*drags jungkook away*
Jungkook : Wait !!! what about my son ??
Jin : ok wait....*Drags teddy bear away too*
Jin : Let's play family later
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