BTS IF THEY HAD CHILDREN

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*jin takes his child to school*

*whispers before entering the classroom*

(p.s. jin will name his child jin.jr even if the child was a girl or a boy)

jin :listen to me jin.jr !!! when u go to the classroom remember never to talk with ugly people !!! only talk with pretty people and also remember that there is no one prettier than u in this world !!!

Jin.Jr : *leans forwards and whispers to jin*

Jin.Jr :eomma i'm more fabulous than u *smirks*

jin :*smiles* indeed u are my son but remember NO ONE IS MORE FABULOUS THAN ME !!!! now run along !!!

jin :*smiles* indeed u are my son but remember NO ONE IS MORE FABULOUS THAN ME !!!! now run along !!!

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*rap monster takes his child to the park*

rap monster : *meets jimin and his son at the park*

jimin to his son : why don't you go play with him(rap monster's kid) while i talk with rap monster uncle 

(jimin's son's  name is jams )

*jams leave with rap monster's son*

Rap monster : dude you still got no jams 

jimin:*heartbroken*

*meanwhile*

rap monster's son aka Jin.Jr (a/n : see what i did there): yo jams !!! even though ur name is jams . u still go no jams

jams:*cries*


*suga names his son swaeg*

suga : swaeg......

swaeg: suga.......

suga:swaeg........

swaeg:suga.....

suga: ....zzzZZZZZZ

swaeg :.....ZZZZZzzzzz

ZZZZZzzzzz

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*j-hope names his son j-horse*

j-hope : son , u must spread happiness all over the world , just like me .

j-horse : yes daddy !!! i will !!!

*j-hope gets on j-horse's back and flies away to the land of rainbows *


jimin : son u must exercise and get abs like me 

*jams exercises *

*gets abs*

jimin : i am proud of u son 

*rap monster and his son appears*

rapmonster : U STILL GOT NO JAMS !!!

jimin & jams :*cries*


V : son  i will name u W 

W : ajfjehgkiyvk  *speaks alien language*

V:mfyvbikthjhk *speaks alien language too*

*both V & W turn in to lady bugs and flies away to alien planet*

*both V & W turn in to lady bugs and flies away to alien planet*

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jungkook: i will name my son

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jungkook: i will name my son....

jin : jungkook what is this i hear ??? son...what r u saying ??? come her u little brat....

jungkook : noooooo...eomma !!!!!!!

jin:*drags jungkook away*

Jungkook : Wait !!! what about my son ??

Jin : ok wait....*Drags teddy bear away too*

Jin : Let's play family  later 

Jin : Let's play family  later 

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